Guy Had A 17 Hour Erection

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  1. BethSucks

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    Man with 17-hour erection admitted to hospital

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    Last Friday, Jason Garnett greeted a new day, as many men do, with an erection. But 17 hours later, doctors were stabbing the British man's penis with needles in order to end his member's persistent salute, UPI reports.

    The 23-year-old North Yorkshire man didn't worry when his erection stuck around the morning after a night of love-making, reports Northern Echo. He changed his tune around lunch time and tried to tame it with an ice bath and a jog, but after a stiff eight hours, he finally asked his roommate for help.

    "You should have seen the look on his face … he was in hysterics at first, but then he realized how serious the situation was," Garnett says, according to Huffington Post.

    Garnett's erection wasn't a blessing, but a serious medical condition called priapism. The rare malady has nothing to do with arousal or desire and can cause permanent damage if left untreated, reports News.com.au.

    The "most embarrassing day" of Garnett's life got worse when doctors drew two pints of blood from his penis and injected it 24 times with erection-reducing meds.

    "Seeing them stab my penis with a needle was … like something out of a horror film. The pain was a 10 out of 10," he says.

    Garnett says his penis now "looks like it's been through a war. It's all a bit black and blue." (Read about a woman whose medication caused "unwelcome" orgasms.)
     
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    I always thought it was a stiff upper lip the brits were known for...
     
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    I don't know about this story, its alittle too hard to swallow.
     
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    You would have thought after pissing like a fountain a few times during the day, it would have gone down on it's own??


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    Howard related because?
     
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    Shit, that sounds horrible.

    Two pints of blood?

    Shit.


    :roll: :lol:
     
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    Answer: Because of a Hot Brit 17 hour erect cock :grad:
     
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    "Doctors were stabbing the man's penis with needles" :wtf:

    A future piece by the panty painting wig?
     
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    Eh, Been there , Done That. :coffee:
     
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    :duhme:Doc i tryed that its still hard.
     
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    From the actual Case File: "Patient's wife lasted one hour. Patient unable to reach current or former girlfriends. Hooker unavailable. Had to jerk it for the other 16 hours. Also being treated for hand cramps, dehydration."
     
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    Howard is a big stiff tool.
     
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    Boy, those Doctors are a bunch of pricks!
     
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    Howard related because of this phone call that took place one hour ago:

    "So, um, Gare, I heard about this guy in someplace called England who's suffering from a unique medical condition that might be interesting to our listeners.

    Money's no object - how quickly can you get him in studio?"
     
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    "1/2 a Cialis, Robin..."
     
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