Guy moons himself out of job & $2 mil.

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  1. stripes

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    Jason Selch had been working for 10 years with Wagner Asset Management in Chicago when the company merged with Bank of America's Columbia Management in 2005. When he heard his buddy had been fired, Selch marched right into an important meeting, dropped his slacks and mooned Bank of America COO Roger Sayler, declaring his wish that Roger never return to the Chicago office. Graciously, Sayler recommended Selch receive a warning but the CEO dismissed him. A court ruled last week that firing Selch was appropriate and he missed out on reclaiming the $2 million in partnership dues that was coming to him if he'd only kept his pants on. [
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Okay
     
  3. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    us open chick that is playing sharpova right now is wearing a thong:cheer:
     
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    Love it. He deserved it. Dummy.
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i think they made her put those little shorts on at the last break
     
  6. Ray Barone

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    So yeah...
     
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    A 20-year-old man has died in Germany after he was thrown from a playground merry-go-round that he'd apparently strapped himself to for an Internet video stunt. The man, known as Tobias, was reportedly part of a group called the "Bavarian Dumbasses," who have posted stunt videos on YouTube and Facebook that have now been removed. Tobias had been strapped by tape to the merry-go-round, which his friends tied to a BMW. They then drove off in the car, which sent the merry-go-round spinning. The tape didn’t hold and Tobias was killed when he flew off the carousel. Police have opened an involuntary manslaughter investigation. [Source]

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    Summer after my senior year of high school, a friend of mine was touring with his band. he was drinking in the van and mooned a car on the highway. Turned out to be an undercover cop that arrested him for lewd conduct and underage drinking.

    Fast forward to 2011. Dude is working as a high school spanish teacher at a private school when he gets called into the principal's office and confronted with his background check that indicates indecent exposure conviction. He's terminated. Dude has been a teacher for over ten years without incident and get shit-canned for mooning a cop when he was 18.
     
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    I honestly thought that you were going to write that the band was now famous.
     
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