Guy Parks Plane In Driveway, Pisses Off Neighbors

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  1. BethSucks

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    Suburban N.Y. homeowner parks plane in driveway, angers neighbors
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    Harold Guretzky parks his plane in driveway of Long Island home.(MyFoxNY)

    A suburban New York homeowner has angered neighbors on his quiet street because he is using his driveway as a hangar for his small plane.

    MyFoxNY also reports that Harold Guretzky is facing huge fines for parking his Cessna in front of the garage of his Long Island home.


    The station said Guretzky is going through a divorce and said, “I can’t afford to keep it at the airport.”

    He was paying $150 a month to store the plane at Republic Airport.

    The Town of Hempstead has slapped him with one $2,500 summons and threatens to issue others for each week he leaves the plane in the driveway.

    "My neighbors are crucifying me," Guretzky said. "People have their boats in their driveway."
     
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    He has a point about the boats
     
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    Owns a plane but can't afford 150 a month to store it? I smell bullshit...
     
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    Sell the damn plane. Not gonna do you much good with one wing and half a propeller anyway.
     
  5. BethSucks

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    It is a valid point, is the plane worse than a beat up RV or a work vehicle etc.....
     
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    Funds may be frozen going through a divorce. Also probably has to pay spousal maintenance.
     
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    Evidently he had some money for a wide load permit. :dontknow:
     
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    why does anyone care?
    id rather see that than a piece of shlt looking car, which is legal
     
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    Probably not but what good is a plane parked in your DW? It's not like you can use it. Then again I guess he could live in it. :c

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    Nah, wing comes off for transport on a trailer.
     
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    This is the way to park your airplane in the DW.

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    Get off my lawn.

    :grouch:
     
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    "Honey, have you seen the keys to the tow tractor?" :giggle:
     
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    HOW DOES TRAVOLTA HAVE THE MONEY TO MAINTAIN THOSE JETS IS WHAT I WANNA KNOW?
     
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    :dontknow: The 707 is a real maintenance dog too. Why he spends all that money to keep it flying doesn't make any sense to me.
     
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    Helicopter pad in front of the house?
     
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    If were that rich that's exactly what I'd be doing. It's dawesome. Dodally fucking dawesome.
     
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    Gays In Hollywood usually have a lot of money
     
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    $150 a month is cheap. costs like 4x that to garage a car here.
     
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    but its always the overhead that you can afford at your peak that kills you in your older less productive years, ex. prof. athletes, rappers etc.
     
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