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    Team Mike. :cheer:
     
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    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    Str8 sex
     
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    Listen up for some wisdom-

    OK, that being said, let's start with the mechanics of the asshole. There are two sphincters in the "anus" ~ that being the name of the lowest chamber of the intestinal tract. Most men of average penis size only have to deal with busting through the first sphincter. But anyone with a real 8 inches or more will experience passage through the second sphincter far more frequently. Since everyone is built differently, the internal distance between the two sphincters varies. But it's safe to say that a hung top fucking a man of smaller stature will most likely encounter and penetrate this second, hidden sphincter. And because each anus is different, the twists and turns inside your anus are an important factor in the successful breaching of sphincter #2.

    Not everyone is constructed to receive everything that is targeted for his ass. I once had a lover who desperately wanted me to fist him. We tried over and over again. He even took muscle relaxers hoping that would help. But we never succeeded in getting my hand up there past the thumb. I think it was because his pelvis was too narrow to allow anything the size of my fist through there. It disappointed him terribly, but there was nothing we could do to make it happen. I have also fucked a few bottoms that couldn't open that second sphincter. It was like hitting a wall with my dick. But that's just how they were built, and all the pushing in the world wasn't going to get me through Sphincter Lock Number Two. If you are like those guys, you may have to accept that you can only take so much up your ass and make the most of it.
     
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    How do you get rid of the fishy smell off your first two fingers and the shit smell off your pinkie?
    Is there a special man soap for this?
     
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    The 2nd spot. :yes:
     
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    Right on!
     
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    Gross fag, fuck off
     
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