Guy Tries To Steal Girl Scout Cookies, Gets Owned By The Kids

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  1. BethSucks

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    Police: Maryland Duo Targeted Girl Scouts In Brazen Daylight Cookiejacking Attempt
    November 10, 2014
    In a brazen daylight cookiejacking attempt, a Maryland man and his underage accomplice tried to steal a “wagon full of Girl Scout Cookies” from two little [​IMG]girls, cops allege.

    According to Anne Arundel police, the Girl Scouts (aged 12 and 13) were selling the cookies Saturday afternoon from a street corner when they briefly stepped away from their wagon. That is when Gabriel Taylor Smith, 18, allegedly took off down the street towards a getaway car.

    One of the girls then gave chase and “grabbed the wagon that contained the cookies.” Smith, cops reported, then “let go of the wagon and then jumped into the suspect vehicle being driven” by his 17-year-old cohort, whose name was not released by police.

    “The girls yelled out that the suspect was taking their cookies,” and neighbors responded by getting in their cars and following the getaway car (while simultaneously calling 911).

    The car was subsequently located at a gas station in Odenton, the community where the two suspects reside. The Girl Scouts later fingered Smith (seen above) and his associate in the attempted cookie heist. Both were charged with misdemeanor theft since the cookies were valued at less than $1000.
     
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    I'm sure he was going to redistribute them to the homeless and less fortunate.
     
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  3. tHISisKiSSeL

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    Is it his fault those little bitches don't take EBT? He was just about to turn his life around/enroll in college.
     
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  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    Maryland lulz
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    "People who eat that crap have nothing going on in their lives. Why not steal some almonds or something. Right Robin?"
     
  6. Calloused Shins

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    What are they 7$ a box? A whole wagon full? Turn around, flip em for 4$. That's at least 3 welfare checks. Can you blame them? Fuck those annoying girls and their brown suits begging outside of my whole foods, knocking on my door making my dog bark and fucking up my high. Fuck em...
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Why would a black guy steal something? This is unprecedented.
     
  8. Petal

    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    Does stealing from Girl Scouts secure your place in Hell? Or just get you one step closer?

    What an ass...
     
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    Getting nabbed for stealing a wagon of cookies can't be good building up the street cred. Hopefully this offense won't harm the young fellas' chances of getting into an Ivy League school.
     
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    He was already way behind in that department after being named 'Gabriel'.
     
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    This would have been an egggslent "Guess the Race" challenge.
     
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    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    Out of context that sound a little strange.
     
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    Ferris Bueller floating around

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    I Thought Obama said he was Entitled to it ?
     
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    Jo-Boos will do anything to score some thin mints and samoas.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Yeah, I'm sure they'll be put away for years. Property crime in America is now treated like parking tickets.
     
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    He am innocent!!!
     
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    The article says ""the Girl Scouts later fingered Smith." That's hot.
     
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    Would anyone mind if I fingered the Girl Scouts.
     
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    the girls were asking for it...
     
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