Guy's, careful what you have on your phones......

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Women are irrational sometimes and they will go thru your phone


    California mom stabs husband in neck after finding nude phone photos of other woman
    BY Lee Moran
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
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    Jasmine Teltow allegedly stabbed her husband after finding naked snaps of another woman on his cellphone.
    A California mother of two savagely stabbed her husband in the neck after finding naked pictures of another woman on his phone, police said.

    Jasmine Teltow was scrolling through her spouse's cellphone at their Dos Palos home Saturday night when she stumbled across the X-rated snaps, reports KFSN.

    The 21-year-old allegedly argued with her 34-year-old spouse.

    She then allegedly grabbed a kitchen knife and drove it into his neck at least once.

    The husband, who has not been named, was rushed to a Modesto hospital with nonlife-threatening injuries. He has since been released.

    Teltow was arrested and charged with attempted murder, reports The Sacramento Bee.

    She remains in custody at John Latorraca Correctional Facility on $500,000 bond, and could also face additional domestic violence charges.

    The couple's children, believed to be ages 1 and 4, are now in the custody of social services.
     
  2. Droog

    Droog Well-Known Member VIP

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    Would bang......with caution.
     
  3. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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    Would stab.

    Hard.
     
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  4. Woof

    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    And somehow somewhere someone will flip this as 'empowering'.................ugh.
     
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  5. Ta Ta Toothy

    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    Could have been worse. At least he still has his dick attached.
     
  6. RenchFries

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    Looks like she has a massive tattoo on her chest. That's always a sign of a balanced, well-rounded individual :hersh:
     
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  7. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Sounds like she did him a favor. At least now he has an excuse to divorce her.
     
  8. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    He should let social services keep the kids so he won't have to pay support.
     
  9. Gear Jammer

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    Not worried. I'am curious to see what is on my ladies ipad though.
     
  10. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    She is now 21, and they have a 4 year-old child together. He is 13 years older than she is.

    So he was a 29 or 30 year-old knocking up a 16 year-old child?
     
  11. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    :jerk:




    I mean, :nono:
     
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  12. Head Censor

    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    Exactly.

    Local NOW chapter to begin taking up a collection for the legal defense fund in 4...3...2...
     
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    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    For some reason I suspect her maiden name is Lopez or something like that.
     
  14. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    Fingerprint reader FTW! :owned:
     
  15. Chicken Soda

    Chicken Soda Unknown Member

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    Good eye there, Rockford.
     
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  16. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Motherfucker.... I just discovered my fucking "Photo Stream" keeps my 1,000 most recent iPhone pics and the ones I delete from "Camera Roll" fucking stay on fucking Photo Stream

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