guys, did your wife become more attractive...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Jan 6, 2013.

  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    after she put on 40 pounds, got cellulite an stretch marks and saggy tits, got her hair cut short and stopped wearing make-up because it's easier, decided that, just like the rest of her friends, she has fibromyalgia and is always hurting, wears sweatpants all weekend long because she likes being comfortable, decided that it is ok to fart around you, stopped giving you blowjobs, started bitching about how she's smarter than everyone else at work (or, alternatively, decided that she wants to be a stay at home mom even though the kids are 17 years old), and leaves her yeast infection medicine on the bathroom sink?
     
  2. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Just email bobtraw's husband. No need to make a thread about it. :c
     
  3. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    wifes are all like "oh i think something bad happened when i was a kid. i need xanax and hydrocodone."
     
  4. jdwhatever

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    I'm glad I don't have that cliche wife. Far from it.
     
  5. jdwhatever

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    ok
     
  6. Shivvy

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  7. Popeye Saavedra

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    I'm sure Elias has an opinion about this. :coffee:
     
  8. Mojopin

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    I finished in my pants.
     
  9. Popeye Saavedra

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    That's hot.
     
  10. Shine

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    My wife actually asked me to help her insert her anti-nausea/pain suppositories after her breast enlargement surgery....This was three weeks after she started forgetting to flush her tampons ...... That was the beginning of the end.
     
  12. Shivvy

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    i wish i had the 20 year old version of my wife again :sad:
     
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    He'll make you a pen with San Quentin's colors
     
  14. Popeye Saavedra

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    So she could leave you for a hotter, younger guy? :c
     
  15. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    we were 20 when we got married. i was the hot younger guy
     
  16. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    My girl is fit as fuck , better shape than when we started .
     
  17. Popeye Saavedra

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    Now that you mention it, I should ask him to make a Blood In, Blood Out pen. I'm not kidding either.
     
  18. Popeye Saavedra

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    But are you married to her?
     
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    Marriage isn't even a thought in my world.
     
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