Guys... Do You Actually Use The Fly On Your Pants To Take A Leak...?

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  1. dexterdog

    dexterdog Well-Known Member

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    Okay, this might end up in the Shit Thread Hall Of Fame, but I just had to ask. How many of you pull your junk through the zipper to take a piss? I just find it's easier and quicker to just drop my pants a little and pull the trouser trout out over the top.
    Tomorrow morning I'm not going to believe I even posted this...
     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    Yes, as it's easier than undoing and redoing the belt, button, etc....
     
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    You mean peek out like a turtle head out of its shell to piss? Nah, too much work.

    Unbutton, unzip, pull down undies and piss in the sink to conserve water.
     
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    No, my dick aint going through that little hole without getting cut. I have to undo the button, zip down and pull my shit out.
     
  6. dexterdog

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    Hey GaryPuppet, just how many hours a day do you spend on this forum ? Just wondering...
     
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    :iohi5:
     
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    You must have really loose pants.
     
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    Just depends on how active it is and how interesting the threads are.

    Today has been pretty active, plus i didnt give a shit about the early football game today.
     
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    My cock hangs down to my ankle so I just lift my leg and pull my sock down.
     
  11. dexterdog

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    Depends on the pants; if I'm wearing one with a belt I have to undo the belt and button, some more casual trousers I have with an elastic waist I can just pull down low enough in front to pull out the weasel without resorting to that hideous zipper routine...
     
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    Only when wearing dress pants with shirt tucked in. Faster that way.
     
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    Depends how drunk I am, when sober I use the fly no problem. When drunk I'm not going to mess with that shit and probably end up pissing on myself.
     
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    I hear ya. I can't imagine anyone picking the Bengals vs. Indianapolis. They could have played 20 games in a row and the Colts would have won all of them. Andy Dalton... ugh.
     
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    This...:coffee:
     
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    I'm pro-zipper myself. And fuck the button-down jeans that's way too much work just to take a piss.
     
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    Whos the hot broad in your avatar?
     
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    Do they still make those? I thought that was an 80s thing.
     
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