Guys, do you want to know ANYTHING about your girl's ex?

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I don't want to know SHIT about her and her exes, but my girl is always asking, "How do I compare to your ex-girlfriends?" :facepalm:

    I just don't get it. Bitches be crazy. :dontknow:
     
  2. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I don't want to know anything about his ex. I never ask. No way! Not my concern.
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    My ex's aren't annoying cunts.

    Try that out.
     
  4. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Never. They can't compare to me anyway. :hat:
     
  5. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :hhh:

    Would try that, but she's hot as hell though, don't want to piss her off. :dontknow:
     
  6. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Tell your gf that your ex used to do ass to mouth and would swallow your load all the time.
     
  7. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    I had a boyfriend here in Vegas for a while - he kept talking about his Ex, which I was like - well, okay, they owned a house together, now they're selling it, she's not going to just disappear, be cool ....

    But when I said to him, in BED, that I wish we could just snuggle together all day long ... and he said "yeah me and (what's-her-name) used to do that but when you own a home there's just SO MUCH to do, there's no time) I walked right out that moment. Jeezus what an idiot ....
     
  8. Chaos

    Chaos Active Member

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    :ulol: that dude was way stupid. I on the other hand would've snuggled the shit out of you.
     
  9. Super Mario

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    ive been on alot of first dates where they would not shut up about there exes. I just made sure they got the bill for wasting my time. my other ex always used to talk about his loser ex that was in prison and now hes an ex . xxx
     
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    Good for you for walking out!
     
  11. newcastlefan

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    nope; since we broke up when she started a fight with me while holding a kitchen knife and began waving the knife at me, i don't want to find out the next guy was slower than me.
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Black Rob > Freckled ginger
     
  13. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I'm just usually concerned if they were black..

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  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    If part of your girl's history is public record ie, arrest, prison, etc. you owe it to yourself to at least skim over it.
     
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    does she really do the voice of his mother too?
     
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    it's probably all the beauty pageants they see when they're young
     
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    Yeah, that dude was a douche! :facepalm:
     
  18. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    If they didn't give her anything gross, I don't wanna know shit.
     
  19. HaroldJackson

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    walleye Active Member Banned User

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