Guys: Have you realized that your days of getting young hot poon are over?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Oct 31, 2013.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i believe we're all over the age of 30 here. most of you guys are old as fuck. most of us are also married. theres no shot at banging anything like this ever again :sad:

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  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Money.







    Bam.
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    yep, if you want it bad enough you can pay for it.
     
  4. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    do you even testosterone production?
     
  5. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    <------- still gots it
     
  6. RobsDad

    RobsDad Well-Known Member VIP

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    I think it was the great Philosopher Sal Governale that once said.....

    "Cash Equals Gash"
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Better go see a Dr and get a shot tah clear it up...
     
  8. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    my wifes in her early 20s :yes:
     
  9. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ok ok. if you pay for it, it is there. but im talking about just hanging out and being yourself. its over, johnny
     
  10. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Pappy Gold

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    When they call you "Sir" is the worst :down:
     
  11. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :jj:
     
  12. sstressed

    sstressed enhancement toker VIP

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    my last gf was a lot younger but she was also a big pain in the ass, with drama drama and more fucking drama.
    she sure was fun though.


    it just struck me lately that i probably won't be touching a young beauty again unless i hire one.

    doable, but not my thing. :bigcry:























    if i go to thailand, i'll stay away from the young ones and concentrate on older women in their late 20s. :jj:
     
  13. RobsDad

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    Instead of focusing on what I can't pull anymore, I try and appreciate the pootie that I AM still able to garner.

    Over 30 isn't a death sentence shitty. Just sayin.
     
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    :jj:
     
  15. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    over 30 and married = death sentence :rip:
     
  16. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Always a shot. Also, what are those whores gonna be doing when they're 50?
     
  17. EddyG

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    I am painfully aware of this reality. So I whack it to porn. Cheating is almost impossible to pull off,if it would happen it would be with a desperate pig, and I don`t like the whore scenario. So,its the medioclre sex or Xhamster pretty much.
     
  18. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    who cares? theres gonna be a whole new crop of sluts in their early 20s
     
  19. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Yes, but they're Canadian, so that knocks them down a few notches... BTW, rape doesn't count as getting it, Naz

    God, THAT is depressing...
     
  20. EddyG

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