Guys, how do you usually get rid of your condoms?

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I'm about to jerk off into one no homo but my parents will be home in an hour and i dunno they might be wise to the smell of condom lube or whatever so maybe the trash isnt safe?

    garypagetwo style :cool:
     
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    Fry it up in some garlic butter sauce and eat it.
     
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    I am disappointed in you Gary.
     
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    Oh my fucking god. :facepalm:
     
  6. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Sully?? :( what??? :(

    I've honestly only tried a condom on ONCE in my life, and that was many years ago. Some chick gave me a few this Saturday, but you know I can't use them for actually fucking. Dude? :(
     
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    I swallow it, with his load
     
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    This is Garypage2 style .
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    sigworthy
     
  10. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    THat's disgusting
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Second time today I have been associated with that adjective. I'm on a fuckin roll! :woot:
     
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    You're too old to worry about your mom and dad "smelling" your spunk leftovers. Wrap it in a paper towel and stuff it down the trash.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    FUCK they just got home. Thanks for the encouraging words, though. I'll remember it for next time they're out a bit.
     
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    Get your own place. What are you? 12?
     
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    They must drive really fast . That "hour" only took 15 minutes .
     
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    Wrap it up in kleenex and throw it away...do they look through the trash? And do guys jack off into condoms now? I never witnessed that before.
     
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    Even my 14 year old knows to jerk it in the shower :derp:
     
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    I'm with the idea you just eat it, or use it on a woman you wuss. Fuck, if all else fails use it on a fat chick. Better yet, give it to some one that will actually use it on you*:dontknow:
     
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    Next time just jerkoff into your moms panty drawer.
     
  20. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    they were at the movies, i didnt realize how long they had been gone for
    but the smell..and i dont know if its a normal thing to do, i just wanted to try since i had one
    in the shower? gross. and the hot water makes the goo all rubbery