Guys I had a really bad Gary moment at work today and I'm really not comfortable

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  1. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Around 2:30 after lunch I went to the building snack shop and bought a can of Pringles only expecting to tide myself over with a few pinches of chips... but once I popped I couldn't stop and as the last few chips slid out of the tube a terrible feeling washed over me and I started to kind of tear up when I looked at the label and realized that I'd just housed an entire can of Original Pringles in public.

    I really hope my co-workers didn't see my gluttonous behavior. And the empty can was in my trash receptacle for the maid to see. I've never seen her before, but I know she's judging me.

    fml
     
  2. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Liar.

    You shoved the can up your ass to hide the evidence. It is still there too.
     
  3. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    The cans are smaller these days, imo.
     
  4. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    I made it in to a Dawg's knock off flesh light. :pie:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    You eat food between lunch and dinner? :wtf:
     
  6. Bro

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    You have a maid?
     
  7. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Seriously I'm not in the mood for your shit tonight... tread lightly.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    linner
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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  11. Sleep

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    Don't take the abortion pill, it won't work for you, fatty.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid back company. They said "Fuck it. Cut em up."

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    :lol:

    ewww
     
  14. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Fuck all of you... I'm not sure you assholes appreciate the gravity of the situation.

    I made eye contact with a 7... okay, a somewhat heavy set Hispanic 4, in the elevator and she saw my Pringles.

    She didn't even acknowledge me or say hi...
     
  15. Hamptons Ranger

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    You're an official fatty now.
     
  16. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    :bigcry:
     
  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    900 calories, 54 grams of fat, 900 mg of sodium

    on the other hand, 24% of the recommended fiber intake.

    Welcome to the club!
     
  18. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Would have had better luck with chicharrones.



     
  19. Sleep

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    So fat.
     
  20. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Bro is all

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