guys, if someone asks you what a queef is, i bet you all give the exact same definition

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  1. Harry Gibbs

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    you know exactly what you say. we all say the same exact thing.

    "what is a queef?"
    pussy fart

    amiright?
     
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    Yep. That's what I say.
     
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  3. Harry Gibbs

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    see? it checks out.
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    just wait though...some fag will come along and say something different. that's how you differentiate men from fags.
     
  5. LonghornJ

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    you are right!
     
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    op is 100% CORRECT
     
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    Is that something you rub in your fancy beard?
     
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    WTF, did you just start 2nd grade this week? :smile:
     
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    WTF else could the answer have possibly been?!!

    :c
     
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  11. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    It's a pussy saying grace
     
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  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Patsy Pussyfarts
     
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    There must be some other definition that straight people don't know about.
     
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    I never thought there could be a dispute
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    are you watching channel 9 shows on youtube?
     
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  16. Harry Gibbs

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    speaking of queefs. :owned:
     
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  17. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    i used to work with this old black dude that said he fucked that pussy til it farted. i had, and still have no idea what he meant. old black dudes can say some nonsensical shit.
     
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    Maybe he was talking about Mario?
     
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    I like a good queef. Makes me proud of what I have done.
     
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    You gotta admit, a fart that sounds like a queef is the best kind of fart
     
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