Guys of the shed...can you cook???

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  1. SomerSky

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    Not just boiling water or putting the steaks on the grill...although boiling water is even suspect in my house... This morning he burned a bunch of hard boiled eggs....it started to smell like a delicious soufflé in the house then turned to homeless rot ass fairly quickly....sigh....
    Please tell me you guys can actually cook something, anything!
    What it looked just like, and pot had to be dumped...
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  2. TheMercenary

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    :lol:

    They say you can't break All-Clad.

    Yes, I love to cook...learned while working my way through school. :grad:

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  3. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...hell yes i can cook and when i do cook everything is ready at the same time. if i do oven baked "fried" chicken with broccoli and rice, everything is done when the oven timer goes off. shrimp scampi, i love it. banana bread, no problem turns out moist and delicious every time. enchiladas, cake walk.
     
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    My Mom let me watch her cook when I was little, and let me help as I got older.
    I'm very comfortable in the kitchen.
     
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    I can make a kick-ass cheesecake. That's about it.
     
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    Butcher ?

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    Yes. I can even use a crock pot :cool:
     
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    It's not all that difficult
     
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    If a girl can do it, how hard can it be :dontknow:
     
  9. SomerSky

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    :wub:
     
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    Have you ever seen a more beautiful hungover breakfast skillet?
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    If it cant be made on a grill or a crockpot Im hopeless. Any recipes and ideas would be welcome.
     
  12. Caffeinated

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    Homeless rot ass.

    Linguistic perfection right here, folks.
     
  13. Caffeinated

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    I just want to get loaded so I could eat this the following morning.
     
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    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    Yes.
     
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    Right???

    :flowers:
     
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    "My wife's cooking is fit for for a king...here King, here King." -Henny Youngman
     
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    :haha:

    Dodally Dawdome!
     
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    ..."in my wifes kitchen the flies are fighting to get out"!
     
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    ...if you have a favorite food you want to cook you can look up recipes on the internet and choose the one that looks easiest to prepare or buy a simple betty crocker type cookbook.
     
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    I can cook but I'm messy. Better with practice. I find it helps to have older hands that are less susceptible to heat from the inevitable pan edge or oil splatter.

    I think The Food Network, before it turned into the 24 hour Rachael Fieri Shitshow Channel, changed a lot of cooking in America for the better.

    America's Test Kitchen is where it's at now. And 5 years of their audio podcast are still available free.
     
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