Entertainment Guys, when pissing at the urinal, do you look down or straight ahead?

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Which way do you face at the urinal?

  1. Straight ahead at the wall

    44.6%
  2. Down. I like to watch myself pee

    44.6%
  3. I check out the guy next to me

    16.1%
  4. I'm embarrassed of my dick so i only use the stall

    1.8%
  5. Bennymuso will rip this thread off

    7.1%
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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I try to look at the wall, but I wanna make nothing is splashing on me so I end up looking down
     
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    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    Why the fuck do you wanna know?
     
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    I usually close my eyes.
     
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    Just ask for dick pics and get it over with
     
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    Shiv, I'm not going to send you dick pics!!
     
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    :mad:
     
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    I look straight ahead. I need to concentrate. If someone coughs/farts or makes any noise next to me I lock up for like 5 minutes... Never had that problem until 10 years ago when some weird guy was looking at my cock and grunting. ruined my.. :(
     
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    I kinda miss the old days when there would be cigarette butts in there to fire at.
     
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    Always look down I don't want what happen to Pat Cooper happen to me.
     
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    If im alone i look down and admire my aim. If spmeone is next to me i look straight ahead. If a little kid walks up i give him a dirty look so he wont pecker peep.
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    i start out looking down, then at the wall, then down again when done.

    if there is somebody at the next urinal, i say HI SAILOR!!! :sgay:
     
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    I can't fucking stand urinals. The splatter that comes back at me is fucking annoying. I usually just grab a regular toilet and piss into that.
     
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    Ever see metal urinals? I was standing at a metal one that was in a box shape. So awkward
     
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    This I saw on a wall in front of a Urinal. "Pilgrims with short Muskets, stand close to the firing Line."
     
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    I used to lock up real bad. If a public rest room had someone else in it, I couldn't go. I could go against a tree anytime but not in front of people. I'm glad I got over that a long time ago.
     
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    These were the worst.

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    Go Cubs!
     
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