News Guys will screw almost anything

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  1. Fuzz Nuts

    Fuzz Nuts VIP Extreme Gold

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    http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-n...peated_requests_for_sex_led.html#incart_river

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    A Roseburg woman told deputies that she stabbed her husband in the neck with a knife late Monday because he wouldn't listen to her protests that sex was too painful, court documents say.

    The woman said her 37-year-old husband's indifference to her pain led her to take his hunting knife and place it under her pillow, according to a probable cause affidavit. The couple have been married for five years.

    She had recently been diagnosed with a medical condition that causes pain during sexual intercourse, but her husband ignored her discomfort, the court document said.

    She stabbed him Monday when the pain became too much, the affidavit said.

    Douglas County sheriff's deputies responded to the couple's home about 11:40 p.m. Andrea R. Drennan, 33, told them that she wasn't planning to kill her husband, but wanted to "show that he could not hurt me anymore," the affidavit said. She said she wished she had hit him with a flashlight or other hard object instead, but she feared he would have attacked her.

    Drennan was booked into the Douglas County Jail on an accusation of first-degree assault.

    -- Everton Bailey Jr.

    Discuss. I vote guilty.
     
  2. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Death penalty.
     
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    Biffa Bacon Well-Known Member

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    dewshtard Well-Known Member

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    Does she have a tooth ache, too?
     
  5. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Need a full body shot before rendering a verdict.
     
  6. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Better go in from behind so it would be harder for her to shank you.
     
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    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    This.:grad:
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    I think you're giving guys too much credit by using the word almost here

    Guys will screw almost anything
     
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    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    Marriageitis?
     
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    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    There is more than one way to skin a cat. :grad:
     
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    Big Bad Booey Well-Known Member

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    What about the ass?
     
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    Give up the balloon knot....problem solved
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Is the cat fully shaved?
     
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    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Beat me to it. :jj:
     
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    Fuzz Nuts VIP Extreme Gold

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    All I can find is the mug shot.
     
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    Smartguy This Space Is For Rent VIP

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    Sounds like she might be a little tight down there. Nice.
     
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    What's that honey ? It hurts when I stick it in ?
    Waaahhhh !!!!!
    :artiejj:
     
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  18. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Could this be her?
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  20. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I'd be done before she could shitty me. :yes: