guys wipe from front to back or back to front?? arm between legs or from behind?

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  1. wujekcity

    wujekcity Well-Known Member

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    just curious to how you guys wipe? do you put your arms between your legs or put it behind your back and lean forward? I have always gone between my legs and back to front being careful not to get shit on my balls! My dad called me a moron and who taught me to wipe my ass that way??? I thought everyone did it that way?
     
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    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    back front tween legs
     
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    Howard, what are you doing here?
     
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    ...howard related because howard is an asswipe.
     
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    Arm from behind, front to back. Its a whole thing robin.

    Robin...??
     
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    BarberFloyd God Bless DuPont Chemicals Banned User

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    finally a thread my whole family can participate in!
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    howardesque due to the discusion last week about wiping
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    I broke my right wrist last February. Been in and out of surgery/casts since. It's fucked my whole everything up, not to mention cutting my sex life in half.
     
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    I figure, it's my wife's tongue, she can do it however she likes.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Shocker that you're in the red.:coffee:
     
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    What this nigga said......
     
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    :crazyup: Lol! Beat me to it!!
     
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    Nice rack on the red=head to the left.
     
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    wujekcity Well-Known Member

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    no, the shocking thing is that you think I would care what my "reputations" would be on a message board.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Who said I thought you cared?
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Lots of shitty taints in this thread.
     
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    well Dawg did knock him down for -9,999 of those.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Wipe? What is this wiping you're talking about?