Gwar petition for superbowl 2015. Oderus, Gilaet, comment

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  1. wigtropolis

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    POSTED SEPTEMBER 18, 2013
    [h=1]A Petition to Have GWAR Play the Super Bowl Currently Has 20,000 Signatures[/h][h=2][/h]'MURICA

    BY LUKE WINKIE
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    via Pitchfork

    [FONT=verdana !important]Ah, the Super Bowl: great football, funny ads, and gallons of fake blood sprayed on you and your friends. Well, usually that last part isn’t included, which is why the people of the internet have put together a petition to book everyone’s favorite Virginian thrash-metal rabble-rousers GWAR for the Super Bowl XLVIII halftime show.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana !important]“The time for GWAR to address the nation is NOW,†begins the proposal, which might be the most beautiful sentence ever created in the English language.[/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana !important]Right now the petition has 20,395 signatures, which is about 5 billion signatures short of having even a remote chance of working. Regardless, it’s always great to see GWAR as the epicenter of a positive social movement. Finally, democracy we care about![/FONT]
    [FONT=verdana !important]The halftime show this year is supposed to be Bruno Mars. I don’t think you could find a more perfect opposite for GWAR than Bruno Mars. Maybe Mars could play the first five minutes, and then GWAR could come out and drain all of his blood as a sacrifice to C’thulu? I’m just spitballing here.[/FONT]


     
  2. Lemmy

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    It'll never happen bit it would be awesome !
     
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    20.000 signatures and they are just getting started.
     
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    The Falklands have been invaded!
     
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    I wouldn't send anything to Change.org, the website set up by the Obama administration.
     
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    even if it meant you could have gwar at the halftime show. Please rethink this.
     
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    GWAR sucks shit.
     
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    Attention now! If Gwar doesn't play the Super Bowl, I'll kill myself! Hear that, Super Bowl? You want blood on your hands? :suicide:

    GWAR FOR SUPER BOWL 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    [video=youtube;QWx971gybWE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWx971gybWE[/video]
     
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    I disagree BUT wouldn't it be entertaining? Would you rather see Justin Bieber or One Direction? :c
     
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    Oh, I was just trolling because I know GWAR has a very, let's say INTENSE, fan base. Of course I would love to see any rock group then the shit they have been putting on for the sake of ratings. I mean Bruno Mars???? Roger Goodell will go down as the worst Commissioner in NFL history. He is ruining the game while getting $30mil a year.
     
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    I'd prefer Rammstein but I think GWAR has a better shot.
     
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    :watchingyou:
     
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    You got it right Oderus. this is serious business.

    Don't mess with gwar or any gwar like activities
     
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    Damn straight, sir.

    And I think a gwar performance at the super bowl would be awesome. They'd have to clean things up a bit (no cuttlefish, etc.), but I think people would enjoy it.
     
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    Outside of the songs about molesting children, gwar has started to get a lot of mainstream press. Oderus has been on Fox News a few times, some sports shows, etc.

    Hell, a Nickelodeon show used Gwar tunes for a cartoon.
     
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    after 20 plus years, they deserve some amount of attention in the more mainstream
     
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    could GWAR be trusted to keep their nipples covered?
     
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    male nipples
     
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