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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Thelonious Davis, Oct 7, 2016.

  1. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    im going to go the casino. I'm sure you are sleeping or something. I'm going to get a strongish drink from a ugly whore.
     
  2. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Damnit, why do you plan this for right when I get into bed!
     
  3. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Dude get up and come down. I'm wearing sweatpants.
     
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  4. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Leaving now I will not expect to see you there. However I have my wallet this time. :c
     
  5. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    I have to be up at 5am.

    And why do you think you wearing sweat pants would sweeten the deal?
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Well lazy shot. I know
    I'm not any better looking in sweat pants.
     
  7. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Creepy.
     
  8. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Wear them over your head.
     
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  9. Teabag

    Teabag ◬ Testicle Warrior ◬ VIP

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    There's no way money is in that wallet. No fucking way.
     
  10. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    I don't think the whole sweatpants angle really worked in this thread.
     
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  11. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    If you want to never get near pussy, hang out with the pant-tucker.
     
  12. Teabag

    Teabag ◬ Testicle Warrior ◬ VIP

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    No money. No honey :(












    :owned:
     
  13. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    Good point. Also, if he brought his wallet, did he carry it the whole time? Sweatpants usually don't have pockets.
     
  14. gwartney

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    Some of the really snazzy ones do. Nice grey jersey with wide elastic at the waist and cuffs. Pocket for cigarettes and flip phone.
     
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    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    :jj:

    Ohhh, very snazzy! An extra pocket for a flip phone, get the hell outta here.
     
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    Teabag ◬ Testicle Warrior ◬ VIP

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    The preferred fat pant of the obese male. :grad:

    @baltimore mike
     
  17. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Wow. Pm's are hella broken.
     
  18. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Just reading this thread made me smell like menthol smoke and stale beer.
     
  19. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member DawgShed News Gold

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    Sweatpants?? In public? :surprised: