Gwartney's cheap happy hour beer

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I'm sitting at the bar one of five customers and the bartender can't be troubled to walk down and ask me if I need a refill.
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    You can't expect good service and people to be nice around here.
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Raise a ruckus.
     
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    Throw your empty glass at him.
     
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  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    These people wouldn't make it in the real world. I imagine that the hotel loses money on the bar.
     
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  6. gwartney

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    I slid my bottle to the edge of the bar. I'll be dammed if I'm going to walk ten feet down the bar and beg for a beer.
     
  7. BrulesRules

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    With the markups on alcohol you don't have to sell that many drinks to be profitable.
     
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    Yeah, that's pretty much the international signal for "I need another".

    This bartender is clearly independently wealthy and doesn't need a tip.
     
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  9. gwartney

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    I'm probably the best tipper of the five customers. I tip $2 for a $2. Happy hour beer. I know nobody's going to get wealthy off of that.
     
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  10. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    might be time for desperate measures..

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    He's cutting you off ya sot.
     
  12. gwartney

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    I left in a huff. That will teach them.
     
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    Let's Make America Great Again!
     
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    they could probably smell the Texas on you. ask Brules and Kanye what kind of cologne is used in DC to hide your stench.
     
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    You know, you go down to a quiet bar to let a little steam off and end up getting pissed off and leaving. I don't want to live in this kind of world.
     
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    Dude, these people know me by name. I've been going there since March. It's in a hotel like place where the average person stays a couple of days.
     
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    What constitutes "a huff"?? :D
     
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    I made a loud harumph sound, grabbed the five I had laying on the bar and stormed out.
     
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