Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin Split: Couple Separate After 11 Years Of Marriage

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  1. R.P. McMurphy

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    After 11 years of marriage Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are calling it quits.
    On Tuesday, March 25, the superstar couple announced their decision to separate on the actress' lifestyle website Goop:
    It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate. We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many ways we are closer than we have ever been. We are parents first and foremost, to two incredibly wonderful children and we ask for their and our space and privacy to be respected at this difficult time. We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/25/gwyneth-paltrow-chris-martin-split_n_5030824.html


    ...beths hero. :jj:
     
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    So yellow
     
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    Gwyneth Paltry, another DNA lotto winner.
     
  4. larryluncg

    larryluncg Fuck you, that's my name VIP Gold

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    That press release sounds like such bullshit......"we are closer than we've ever been"

    yeah sure. :lol:
     
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    That's 11 years too long with that cunt.
     
  6. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    she was hot in the movie "Great Expectations"


    Does she still look like that ?

    Did MST3000 ever do a "Sliding Doors" episode ?
     
  7. chuk

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    You know why famous people always get divorced?





    Because they can afford it.
     
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    Gwyneth is beth's favorite celebrity ever
     
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    Oh, noes!!! Superstar Beth will never get that invite now. I wonder if she'll tweet how sad she is.
     
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    Beth must be a wreck
     
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    My wild guess is part of the issue is they felt the need to announce it in the first place AND on the web at that.

    Unclear on the concept.
     
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    I can't imagine tolerating that cunt for 11 minutes, much less 11 years.

    And they have kids, right?

    Ugh.

    The good news is Martin doesn't have to be sly about hitting new pussy.
     
  15. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...beth is so sad robin. she just loves that gwyneth paltrow and weve had chris on the show. robin?.....robin?
     
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    Never saw that coming. :coffee:
     
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    I always a lot close with my ex after a breakup. Apart from a brick in the windshield of my car here and there :D
     
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    Martin hit that when it was good. He's off to pussy postures
     
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