Gwyneth Paltrow says her life is harder than those in Dawg's Shed.

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  1. jersery

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    No disrespect to anyone here at Dawg's, but I truly believe all of you can learn something from Gwyneth Paltrow. In my opinion she's not judging you, she just want you to know what real work is. Maybe stop being so lazy and work harder. There's a real struggle happening in our world. Lazy shits.

    https://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/gwyneth-paltrow-working-moms-ny-post-170747167.html

    “I think it's different when you have an office job, because it's routine and, you know, you can do all the stuff in the morning and then you come home in the evening. When you're shooting a movie, they're like, 'We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,' and then you work 14 hours a day and that part of it is very difficult. I think to have a regular job and be a mom is not as, of course there are challenges, but it's not like being on set.â€

    Quotes from Gwyneth:

    Exercise:     "I've found that having a trainer come to my house on a Monday really motivates me—she's knocking at the front door so going back to sleep is NOT an option.â€

    Hair: “A great time saver is to have a weekly blow out. This means that you don't need to wash your hair each day—the time that you save with a blow out can save you minutes in the morning.â€

    Condense your appointments: “Find a great salon that understands time pressure and can accommodate your schedule. I have a great salon near me that I can go to at the end of the day to have a facial, manicure and pedicure at the same time. I'm in and out in 70 minutes. Not relaxing but efficient. Same for other appointments. I have acupuncture at 9.30pm at night."

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    i miss the saloon. :bigcry:
     
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    She struggles so much for the little people
     
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    Rated and negged because I hate that no Talent cunt. Make Shallow Hal two and go fuck yourself.
     
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    Most hated woman by women.
     
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    [video=youtube;fNccFOfRurM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNccFOfRurM[/video]
     
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    Beffie is Number 1!
    Gweyn is a very close second.
     
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    She makes Beth's shallow life seem rather ordinary
     
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    Is this a Beff thread?
     
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    Check your inbox. I sent you an invite to the Shed. It's run by a real Mexican. Just like the Saloon.
     
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    Dlist, you're too much. I swear!
     
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    Even worse than Beth. Beth was born to a white trash family and had to suck & fuck her way to a couple of bit parts and Haband advertisements. She put in long hours on the Dubai hooker harem European modeling circuit. Gwenyth Paltrow is a worse human than Beth. She's more despicable.
     
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    And wtf is goop anyway? Is it what her uncut landscapers shoot in her open asshole?
     
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    i liked it when she was knocking america a few years back cuz we're ignorant & she preferred living in france or some shit.
     
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    Real Mexicans don't use rakes. They get shit done.
     
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    leaf-blowers?
     
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    Si, senor.
     
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    the queen of cunts
     
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