Entertainment Gwyneth Paltrow topless on cover of her own magazine, GOOP

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  1. Panaphonics

    Panaphonics Well-Known Member

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    This is the broad that puts jade eggs up her vagene.
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    They say her new-agey "health & wellness" website GOOP.com is really popular, and she is debuting her new magazine as well. Problem is, health experts think the advice she advocates is harmful, crazy and has no scientific backing (telling people to walk barefoot outside to "neutralize your electrical charges" :jj:)

    ("The Baffling Rise of GOOP")
    https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2017/09/goop-popularity/539064/


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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold POTY Politics

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    Looks ok to me.
     
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    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    I find her offputting and sexy at the same time. Unusual feeling.
     
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    What's going on w those boobs?? o_O
     
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    not bad; B cup or just barely? :scratch:
     
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    she's aging awesomely

    doesn't look all fake from surgery or weird from working out/dieting

    very pretty looking 44 year old woman
     
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  8. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Sloppyjoe Wearer of Russian hats and steroids connoisseur Gold

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    she looks like david bowie...hard pass. but, i would hate fuck her hard. i cant stand this cunt


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    cosmic eggs in vaginas? what and when did this get popular ????
     
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    hidden dragon what do I do now? Staff Member

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    She's all into those dumb jade eggs since she's getting paid well to advertise them on her site.
     
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    idiot housewives
     
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    filthy bitch
     
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    You ever snorted ground up elephant tusks and/or rhino horn, sir? There is a spiritual element to the enourmous erection you pop. I saw cavemen and shit before the cartilage popped out of my dickhead's flesh. Don't you dare denigrate it until you try it.
     
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    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    She likes to be covered in goop, huh?

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    I'd fish those eggs out with my tongue
     
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    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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    Id GOOP all over her.
     
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    Like Beth, she's easy on the eyes, but her personality (or lack of) does nothing for my peen.
     
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