HA! Mouse out of the house!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    my dog just got rid of that mouse.........I love her
     
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    You hates meeses to pieces?
     
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    I slap shot a mouse into a wall in the basement of my cottage, srs!
     
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    Poor mouse.

    It's probably really cold out.
     
  7. Slippy

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    Nah, my daughter used to have rats - it's when they catch you offguard.

    Little fucker was in my cupboard, at some ungodly time of night that I wanted crackers.......then jumped onto me as I tried to swish it into a hot chocolate can to save it's life.

    Stupid mouse.

    I screamed like a girl. I'd better never get raped, 'cause 2 boys upstairs, a grown man in the basement - and nobody heard me shrieking at the top of my lungs.
     
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    Dats cause dey like to fuck a lot
     
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    Poor mouse. Nigga was just trying to eat.
     
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    Downright freezing. It's own fault for opting to play with the dog. We've leaved peacefully together for some time now.

    This is why I GUTTED my cupboards and drawers. There was no mouse crap in any other cupboard or drawer, besides that one. Not one dropping. Fuckers can't get close to my shit now anyways, 'cause I put it all in canisters or tupperware.

    I'd like to think that it was just the 1 mouse. If I see his/her relatives, they will be at the mercy of my dog as well.
     
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    Am I the only one here that has ever fantasized about a mouse shitting on him for sexual gratification?
     
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    Little fucker was in my cupboard, at some ungodly time of night that I wanted crackers.......then jumped onto me as I tried to swish it into a hot chocolate can to save it's life.

    Stupid mouse.

    I screamed like a girl. I'd better never get raped, 'cause 2 boys upstairs, a grown man in the basement - and nobody heard me shrieking at the top of my lungs.[/QUOTE]

    Mice are fags, it's true!
     
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    Yes. You really are.
     
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    There's more.
     
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    Check your couch.
    They love to nest in them.
     
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    Not trying to freak you out. Just sayin. :smile:
     
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    Well thanks for makingme feel like an outsider in your thread
     
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    I had an apartment one time that got invaded by rats. Big, mean, ugly, very stinky rats. A mouse ain't shit.
     
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    I had a roof rat once.
    My dog ate it's head.