Habit's experimental cooking school's fall off the bone Lazy Guy Beef Ribs!!!

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  1. Habit Forming

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    Preheat your oven to 300º.



    They usually sell these thick ribs two slabs per pack.

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    Cut each slab in half. Rinse with cool water. Then sprinkle a lil salt and pepper on each. I use this stuff.....

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    Wrap each half slab with foil. Place into a baking pan, and pop them in the oven for 2½ hours.


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  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i want to take a shit on your grill
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    Not now Kanye, this could be good... he did say fall off the bone ribs, yum.
     
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    I want to fuck your ass with those ribs
     
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    ok this is taking too long, I'm giving those ribs a special marinade from my balls.
     
  7. Habit Forming

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    When you have about 30 minutes left for the oven, start your grill. Use around 20 lumps of charcoal.

    Your ribs should look like this when the time's up.....

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    Take the ribs out of the foil and coat them with your favorite bar-b-que sauce.


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    Put them on the grill for about 4 minutes on each side. If you can wait. cover the ribs for a more authentic taste.


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    ***Also, you can add a few drops of liquid smoke to the bar-b-que sauce before you coat the ribs.***
     
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    about 4 of those lumps will be my shit lumps
     
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    God I love the taste of underage pussy
     
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    Get some life goals
     
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    I was always taught if you sauce too early, you burn the meat......no?
     
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    Still just as funny as it was the first 35 times. Bravo :golfclap:
     
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    you sure must be proud of Rob
     
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    That's why you grill each side for only a few minutes. But, I found that if you cover the grill, the heat will die down a little. I've left meats like this on for 20 minutes before. Just keep an eye on the grill.
     
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    I want to rub my balls on your ribs for extra marination
     
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    No marination required, my neegah. Maybe next time.
     
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    It will be funny 35 more times
     
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    I've seen retards laugh at a wall so you're probably right
     
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    mattyfishrips still laughs at the wall