Hack Pack Attack! Butt Hurt Shuli's Waah Waah Pity Party!

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  1. Chimney Portions

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    Is it wrong that I wish that Maryanne From Brooklyn gets an incurable yeast infection?




     
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    He's such a whiner. :jj:
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    I'm just sayin' : oy:

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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    It's funny but you're affecting business! :oy2:
     
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    Oh geez...
    :boohoo: :oy2: :shitfit:
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    There's a huge portion of this audience that have a sheep mentality! :oy2:
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    "One thing I know is that I'm not a hack...and I take very much offense to that."

    :facepalm: :jj: :giggle::ral::hilarious:



    PS: When was the last time Artie went on tour with:

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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    The hell you doin' up this early? (I don't think CP's been to bed...) :uscratch:
     
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    Dogs had to go out. :grr:
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Stalker!

    I don't have to work until tomorrow. Chronic insomnia's a bitch.
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    I'd get a doggie door! :sleep:
    :dog:
     
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    I wish Howard would have dragged this out a little longer.
    Shuli would have cried.
     
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    :c
    I went to bed at 1:30 and you were still here, so I knew you didn't go to bed, or you sleep about as much as me.
    I guess last night was designated Weird Dream Night, so I was waking up every hour or so. :banghead:
     
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    :nopic:
     
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    Likely story, stalker. Nah, I decided not to drink last night...so I'll be up until later tonight...when I drink. Without booze I'd still be up since Friday.

    Weird. Works for me.
     
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    I usually sleep 5 hrs a night, booze or not. That's enough for anybody!
    Well, except the wife and son who I think were hibernating mammals in a previous life...
     
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    I look at people who can sleep at will and sleep all day as some kind of super heroes. I can't even fathom being able to do that.

    I used to date this girl who could sleep 'til noon on the weekends. I was in awe.
     
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    The wife can do that sleep till noon thing, and I always feel like I've wasted my free time by sleeping. I don't take naps and the few times I've decided to take one, the wife acts like I must either be sick or on the verge of death.
    "What's wrong?!"
    "I just decided to lay down for a bit."
    "Are you okay?"
    "I'm fine."
    "You sure?"

    "I'll just get up."
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    HA! That's kind of sad...but hilarious. :jj: