Hacky Joke

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  1. AuntDolly

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    [​IMG] In addition to being hacky, it's also not current , but I was laughing pretty hard when I heard it last night. :bong:

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and O.J.?
    Nothing. They both did it.
     
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    That's killer shit!
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    A Jewish man and a gay man go to heaven
    St. Peter tells the Jewish man "we're all filled up, but you can go back if you promise to stop being so cheap"
    He tells the gay man the same thing, but he asks him to promise not to think about gay sex.
    They go back together, and the Jewish man sees a penny on the ground and bends over to pick it up.
    They both die.
     
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    A man walks into a bar and sees Adolph Hitler sitting sitting there.
    He walks up to him and asks him if he's Hitler. He says "yes, I'm Hitler and I killed 6 million jews and one Canadian"
    The man asks, "Why did you kill the Canadian?"
    Hitler says, "See what I mean? No one cares about the Jews."
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    :hilarious::lol:
     
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    I've been wanting to do this for a long time, Joe.......:hug:
     
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    A man and woman are driving around the countryside when they run over a skunk.
    The woman says, "we better take it to a vet."
    He tells her to put it between her legs to keep it warm.
    She says, "What about the smell?"
    The man says, "Don't worry, the skunk will get used to it."
     
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    Both jokes were funnier than anything you'll hear on the Stern Show. If Shuli lurks here they'll be part of his stand-up act next week.
     
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    A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

    The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

    The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"




    The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
     
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    Q: Why did Michael Jackson like cruising impoverished neighborhoods?

    A: 'Cos the boys in the hood are always hard.

    :rs:
     
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    Looks like a Mudshark :c
     
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    Damn, I hope I'm not the only one who read them and heard Jackie racing thru the delivery and laughing at himself!
     
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    A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."
     
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    :spit:
    :hilarious: :cwl: :haha: :backlol2:
     
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    @Cylon Lol!
     
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