Had a dream last night and Beefus was in it.

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  1. Robert Higgins

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    Last night I had a few beers while we were watching the NBA finals game and went to sleep. Was not wasted by any stretch of the imagination.

    I woke up about an hour before my alarm went off after (or during) having some crazy dream about being on vacation to LA and during most of the dream I was hanging out with Beth O'Stern. I just remember thinking during the dream how cool and fun she seemed. The exact opposite of what I actually think she would be.

    She definitely didn't seem like the malignant self obsessed cunt that we know her to be.

    There was no sex involved in the dream. What the hell could this mean?

    Anybody want to share your messed up recent dreams?


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  2. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I'm surprised you wrote "dream" and not "nightmare".
     
  3. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Did you check your wallet? Was it cleaned out?
     
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    How did you like hanging out with all the Arabs?
     
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    suppressed Beff longings
     
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  7. Robert Higgins

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    I couldn't find my watch this morning. I'll bet the bitch stole it.
     
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    Were there kitties and puppies around?
     
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    If there was no sex involved, I assume that either you are not a multi-millionaure or that you look like Howard.
     
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    Did you have to pull over to the side of your bed to beat off?
     
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    You are lucky I had one about robin and I woke up saying 4 inches is fine :scared:
     
  13. Robert Higgins

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    Maybe. If I remember the stuff from Sigmund Freud that I had to read in college he said that dreams are "unconscious wish fulfillment."

    There were no boxes or caves that I remember, so I wasn't dreaming about her barren womb.
     
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    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    That you're rich and on deck to be husband number two.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    You might need this man.....



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    [video=youtube_share;dfzqvC973jk]http://youtu.be/dfzqvC973jk[/video]