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Had a massage last week and the chic offered me a hand release

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  1. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    She kept rubbing my thigh and, well after a BJ was ruled out I said sure. Tipped her $20
    I feel bad for their husbands/boyfriends.
    I will def go back cause there were a few hot ones there too.
     
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  3. big faggy

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    tick....tock....tick.....tock.....
     
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    Were you on your back so you came all over your own face you tradewinded homo
     
  6. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Damm Buckwheat. Wake up on the wrong side of the hammock?
     
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    Why was a BJ ruled out exactly?
     
  8. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    I asked for that first of course.
     
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    Lol, nice work
     
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    So what did she look like? I'm imagining Joe Don Baker laying on a massage chair for you but I need to get an idea of what she looked like before I jack off.
     
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    You're like Gordon Lightfoot dancing out on the prairie you cum stained fairy
     
  12. Ralph

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    She was young, cute, sexy, thin and had great hair. I guess she was the bizzaro Bobtraw.
     
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    Maybe you didn't hear me you semen drenched happy go lucky tap dancing homosexual
     
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    GHP :jj: Now talk about Shiv's neckfat.
     
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    Shiv and Sipawitz both have me banned from their threads :bully:
     
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    Shiv is such a fucking butthurt baby
     
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    :lol: What a couple of little girls
     
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    This is complete bullshit. :fil:
     
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    Jesus Christ Schmoopy :facepalm:
     
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    Please control your woman, Chiva. :fil:
     
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    Schmoopy if you think really hard, you might get it.
     

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