WTF Had an interesting chat with my 680lb patient.

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  1. Snort

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    Firstly, he admitted that he COULD be in little better shape.

    So we're going to attempt the stairs. There were three of us. As he nears the top he asks What are you guys going to do if I fall?

    Without cracking a smile I replied "we're going to get out of your way."

    Guy thought that was hysterical. Laughed so hard he had to sit down. :jj:

    But dude's like 680 pounds wtf else could we do?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I guess I had to be there
     
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    Super.
     
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    People this heavy have got to have some sort of genetic defect, right?

    I can't even imagine it would be possible for a normal physically functioning human to get that heavy.

    Just a thought.
     
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    Perhaps
     
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    He wears a shirt thst says Super Body lol
     
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    Hey, that's fantastic!
     
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    I'm glad he's got a sense of humor about it.

    I'd off myself.
     
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    The genetic defect with this one is evidently his sense of humor.
     
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    Anyone who let's themself get that out of control is fucking disgusting, useless.
     
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    Pretty cool that he took it with humor. Fucking shame people let themselves get that big.
     
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    What was the interesting part?
     
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    You still on your millenial crusade?
     
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    The 600 pound bloto
     
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    You haven't blocked me yet?
     
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    Oh we discussed wrestlemania 30.
     
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    That mojopin fool imbecile still hasn't figured out how to block.
     
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