Firstly, he admitted that he COULD be in little better shape. So we're going to attempt the stairs. There were three of us. As he nears the top he asks What are you guys going to do if I fall? Without cracking a smile I replied "we're going to get out of your way." Guy thought that was hysterical. Laughed so hard he had to sit down. But dude's like 680 pounds wtf else could we do?