Had another fight with the NYC subway

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by newcastlefan, Jul 3, 2015.

  1. newcastlefan

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    As usual the subway won.

    I hit something slippery on the train floor. My foot slipped between the train and the platform. While I fell through, my left leg twisted. Now I need to have the tendon to my left knee reattached. Surgery is this coming Wed.

    Gonna be working from home a lot this year. Expect to become very familiar with Oxi as a result of the surgery. I am ready have this cool leg brace just in time for the Terminator movie.
     
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    :eek::console::pray:
     
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    They do this surgery to football fullbacks all the time.

    Now to find a lawyer to file lawsuits.
     
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    @Mlaw
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    Get fat and imbalanced

    Find a puddle and fall on your ass

    Profit!
     
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    Why should the taxpayers have to put out because you can't walk correctly?
     
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    He would have to prove that the substance got there due to the train owner's negligence or that it had been there for a long time and they should have known about it.
     
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    Probably jizz. Froggy stepped in jizz
     
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    Fat guys are always trying to sue people over their fatness
     
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    Sorry Froggy :hug:
     
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    three words: premise liability lawsuit
     
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    OR...now hear me out...OR, he should fucking watch where he steps. Personal responsibilty. I know, crazy concept for a leech lawyer.
     
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    Froggy when you get your scooter PLEASE get them to put Dawgs under the basket. Do your part for us man.
     
  17. newcastlefan

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    How is the jizz on the floor of the train because the homeless and winos are allowed to sleep in the cars, my fault? It wasn't my bum-piss or fag jizz on the floor.
     
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    I said he didn't have a case. He could still sue and settle for a nuisance value though.
     
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    Please! This is New York. No scooter! I have a driver.
     
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    No that's hot shit and fat people at Mcdonald's. The blacks fake fall..lawsuit and the whites file for workmans comp while out water skiing.