Had "Maury" on in the background for 10 minutes.

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Now I'm DVR'ing the episode so I can go back later and see who the father was :facepalm:
     
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  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    It sucks you in man.
     
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    oh no you didn't! :ohno:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i hate the broad that screams like a wild chimp before she finds out who the dad is, then the dude isnt and im all like :facepalm:
     
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    I haven't watched Maury in a long time but it appears ever single episode is exactly the same.
     
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    That's where @lordbaltimore blows his load
     
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    it appeals to certain demographics
     
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    What the fuck are you trying to say cracker?
     
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    Id hate to be someone in the back that had to jump out of the way when the screaming mother runs to the back.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    right
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Is that show with mc serch yelling at urban people still on?
     
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    I can't DVR stuff like that. I'd be afraid I would forget to watch and delete it and my wife would find it :worried:
     
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    Sadly most episodes are now DNA test shows. No more episodes with the trannys, barely any episodes with the out of control daughters or abusive hubbys. Just a bunch of THOTs dragging in many men to test if they are the dads. If they say they are more than 100% sure the guy is the dad, odds are they are not.
     
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    steve wilkos > maury
     
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    It's always some other sperm donor 90% of the time. Chick jumps out of chair, and runs to the backstage in tears.