Had my car broken into at, surprise, Wal Mart tonight

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  1. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    I had to grab something today while I was out, and as much as I hate it, I stopped at Shit Mart because it was on the way home. I probably spent a total of 10 minutes in the store. When I walked back to my car in the lot, the passenger door was open and the window was busted. My laser detector was gone, as was my XM Onyx satellite receiver, and also a new T shirt I had just bought from the mall. For some reason, the alarm never went off.

    The car is a 2013 Charger and practically brand new. :snipe:
     
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    Walmart has some of the best cameras in the industry. The police will find them.

    Not as quickly as they found who stole Beth's phone. Allegedly.

    Oh and one other thing; the alarm didn't deploy because you forgot to lock it you imbecile. :hat:
     
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    This ain't Hot Rod magazine, pal.
     
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    That sucks! :banghead:
     
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    That sucks.
     
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    Death penalty?
     
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    In the 80's I had a dope try to steel the radio out of my Jeep. All he stole was the knobs, he couldn't figure out how to get the radio out of the dash. I called the police, they were happy to get the call. The police said people tend to go back to the same area again and again to comit this type of crime. I don't know if they ever cought the guy.
    Anyway, that sucks, I hope they catch your guy.
     
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    GUILTY
     
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    The insurance will take care of the window, and the stuff they got wasn't particularly valuabe. It's just so frustrating. I feel violated.

    :cuss:
     
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    My wifes car usedvto get broken into on a nightly basis. We just left it un locked and with no valuables inside. Yet they would still into it nightly. Took one of her old purses filled it with broken glass and disabled the interior lights. Problem solved.
     
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    Why do you call it shit mart, then likely proceed to rely on their security for footage?

    Don't hate the store because it's patrons are assholes :)
     
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    Sorry to hear about your bad luck. I was stationed outside of Detroit for a few years and with a one year span had my SUV broken into and then stolen and stripped down to nothing. Like you said the insurance covers the car, but you feel frustrated and violated. It was stolen right out of my apartment parking lot. I went to go to work the next morning and it was just gone. I wandered around the parking lot for like half an hour wondering if I was being pranked. It is just a shitty feeling.
     
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    Or you could... you know. Move.
     
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    It's a crowded, disgusting store with fat spandex wearing women and lowlife assholes that beat the shit out their kids in the middle of the checkout isle. It was my fault for going there in the first place, but since I did, I don't have much choice about using their security.

    :wtf:
     
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    I see they caught footage..
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    The Dodge Charger is built on a Cadillac chassis.
     
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    When I lived in an apartment building while going to college, I left my car unlocked and someone went through it. They stole a jug of windshield washer fluid.

    My reaction was, what kind of dumbfuck are you that you are willing to be a scumbag thief for a jug of windshield washer fluid.
    Then again, I realize these dumbfucks probably go home to their porcine girlfriend talking about how they just scored.
    Hopefully they then drank the windshield washer fluid.

    I am sure you feel violated. Look at how little they got though, and know living life as a bottom feeder is no life.
    Whatever they got, they are already fucked.
     
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    So true. Many a conservative are ex liberals who have been robbed.:bounce:
     
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