Had my first day with my new personal secretary today

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  1. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    She did great even tho she was nervous as fuck and had that nervous laugh going,laughin at everything i said, even when it wasnt meant to be a joke or funny, and she was playing with her hair every time we talked.


    She must have a thing for elite athaletes :dontknow:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    :rofl:

    Show her the egg mcmuffin
     
  3. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    i think that would be considered sexual harrassment. :dontknow:
     
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    What line of work u in Clutch?
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    hiring personal secretaries.
     
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    I like a good egg in the morning
     
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    you motherfucker
     
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    playin with her hair means you'll have her bent over that desk in no time
     
  9. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Ill be ur secretary
     
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    :facepalm: really?
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    never mix buisness with pleasure :nono:
     
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    :chair:
     
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    So you hired Mario?
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    we discriminate against diabetic club footed gingers
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    that was stupid
     
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    my shoes arent diabetic faggot
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    None of this happened.
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    all of this happened.
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    and she smelled like cotton candy.. :drool: