had sex this morning

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Apr 16, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Now im too tired to go to work
     
  2. banksy

    banksy Doritos housing hillbilly VIP

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    Take a sick day. :D
     
  3. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    I got vomited on
     
  4. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    So did I. The dog never knew what hit him
     
  5. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    I vomited.
     
  6. nightshift

    nightshift so so stupid VIP

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    :yay:

    good for you - nice way to start the week :)
     
  7. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Lot of sick people and pets today.
     
  8. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    Didn't this fucker take a day off last week to ?
     
  9. nightshift

    nightshift so so stupid VIP

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    then hes having sex at least once a week

    :yay:
     
  10. nightshift

    nightshift so so stupid VIP

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    :hw:

    looks like your av is laughing at that post :jj:
     
  11. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    What's the difference between pink and purple?








    The grip!
     
  12. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    I've heard those Real Dolls can be pretty difficult to move and position.
     
  13. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    I just black out .... Doesn't everyone ?
     
  14. banksy

    banksy Doritos housing hillbilly VIP

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    that masturbation joke is like a sore dick!













    Ya can't beat it! :rofl:
     
  15. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Ha ha!
     
  16. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    :bs:
     
  18. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Careful, while fun if you're blacking out auto erotic asphyxia is going too far and your family will find you naked and dead with your dick in your hand.
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  19. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    hand cramps suck don't they?
     
  20. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ

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    same thing happened to me yesterday,but i'm 58.