Had this removed through my neck yesterday.....

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  1. Lemmy

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    :eek::shakey::shakey::shakey:
     
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    Why did you put it in your neck in the first place? :munch:
     
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    Can I shove it up my dick
     
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    what in the FUCK is that?
     
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    Holy Makeral!! :eek:
     
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    Male genitals, which are used for sexual pleasure and reproduction, as well as the discharge of urine. But that's not important right now.
     
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  10. Lemmy

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    It wasn't in my neck.
    Sure......just give an address and it'll be on it's way shortly.
    An IVC filter.
     
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    While Ur busy with alien anal probes in ur neck, Chicago PD are busy doing this....

     
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    I keep seeing commercials for lawsuits for IVC filters, you getting a part of that action?
     
  13. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    No. Mine was fine.......no issues. It was put in as temporary "just in case" bit of protection. It turns out that one of my parents was nice enough to pass on a clotting disorder. Probably my cunt of a mother. :fil:
     
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    That gives me the heebie jeebies.
     
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    @doughhead63
     
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    Luke at u
     
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    This some sort of anti-rape device, or something?
     
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    You must be in bad shape, bub. Thoughts and well wishes out to you. Hope you are better
     
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    Fixed
     
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    No chasing allowed here......well they claim that isn't true but if you read our rules on chases there are so many contradictions that you can get hung out to dry by the city no matter what you do. Fuck that.

    There were a shitload of car jackings this weekend and I didn't see anyone writing down plate numbers or descriptions.....the police are just report takers now just like society seems to want. :woot:
     
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