WTF Had to get rid of an opossum today.

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  1. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    He got into my trash can a few days ago, he's pretty big, you can see he almost as big as one of the bags which is a grocery store sized bag.

    So Yesterday I put the garbage can down on the ground so he could leave, I hit the back of it with a broom, he wouldn't leave, so then I left to see if he would sneak out while i wasn't around. Then about an hour later I checked and he was still in there. I didn't want to leave it down too long because the neighbors let their small dogs out and I didn't want them getting into a fight with it.

    I decided to put it back upright and let the garbage men deal with him. They came and got him today. I watched as they dumped the trash and he didn't run out. then they lowered the thing that crushes the trash while loading my neighbors heavy trash can with those assistance tools they have to lift it.

    He is a rat, I felt kinda bad, but now he won't be under my house so that's good too, He might survive the trash and set himself free when he gets to the dump.

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    He may just be playing Opossum.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    negged
     
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    The house next door to me's been sold to possums
     
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    Opossum?you from the south?you ever hereof playing possum?
     
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    Richard Christy would have eaten it.
     
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    Yeah I was gonna offer it to a neighbor.
     
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    That's messed up, poor thing...[​IMG]
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Why didn't you call an expert to remove it? At least he would have died somewhat humanly. What you did was animal cruelty and that's not cool.
     
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    Circle of life

    He certainly would have killed you under the same circumstances
     
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    I gave him a chance to leave, and plenty of alone time to crawl out and away. It was a nuisance and a risk to endanger my neighbors chihuahuas if I left it there.
     
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    Probably orphaned a bunch a babies!
     
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    A broom? :cwl::funny::giggle::bounce::hilarious::jumping::lol::backlol2::hehe::roll::haha::crowd::lol1::backlol::lmao::rofl::spit: