Hahahahaha!

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Let me tell you something Mean Gene! You wanna talk about what's going on? You wanna talk about the gossip that all the celebrities are whispering? You wanna talk about the confidential information that all the politicians are scheming about? Well if that's what you wanna talk about, then you wanna talk about Double L, my friend! Because the fact of the matter of the situation is that the whole world is talking about Double L. The whole universe is all abuzz about how Double L took over the dawgshed. He came in like a fucking hurricane and destroyed all the competition. And after all the dust settled and all the smoke cleared and everything was quiet in the eye of the storm... BOOM! Double L LawyerLarry destroyed the whole fucking dawgshed with the ultimate supremacy and superiority and there wasn't a damn thing anybody could do about it because I am the man who rules this place and that's a fact!
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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  3. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I'm not too familiar with your work, but you seem to be a good heel.
     
  4. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I can't fucking wait 'til you fucking people get what you don't even see coming. I can't fucking wait 'til your moment of reckoning. The moment that you all realize that you've all been wasting your whole miserable lives just hoping that you'll get lucky. You wanna think positive? You wanna hope and pray that you'll be able to make that mortgage payment and try to save a penny? Hahahahaha! Well let me tell you something! Double L has the money! Larry, Inc. has the money! And when you're all pissing in your diapers and eating out of a can of pork and beans, maybe you'll realize that you should have bought stock in Larry, Inc. instead of wasting your money and ruining your lives. Hahahahahaha!
     
  5. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    Who's double L?
     
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  6. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Hahahahahaha! Good one.
     
  7. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    That would be like a Jew asking what is the Old Testament.
     
  8. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    I thought the main reason you came here was because you got banned from SFN before it finally died.
     
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    Still a better thread than the daily nobody gives a fuck where trump is at in the polls
     
  10. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    Our savior.
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  11. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    dumb
     
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    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    Fact: Double L cut this promo between his 22nd and 23rd beers of the day and his delivery was flawless. I hope everyone took notes.
     
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    ^ stupid
     
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    I'm the original Larry Inc.

    :owned:
     
  16. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    Stop saying that.
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    ljc fish sucks on the stick Gold

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    It's Sunday and everybody should be worshiping at the church of LL. when he delivers a Sermon it's an amazing thing and in many ways life changing.and he should really be lauded for all he gives to the community he truly is a Icon.
     
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    :lol: I've heard he delivers a mean Sherman, but you should hear his sermons!
     
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    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    Again a reckoning is at hand. Not only are the associates of Larry Inc. your moral and intellectual superiors, but also your financial betters as well. Across the globe and around the world, the titans of industry are lining up in the hopes that a small piece of the Larry Inc success story will be available to them. Our portfolio has never been rated below "outperform" and that is what Larry Inc does every single day. We outperform. Recently @LawyerLarry jetted to Tokyo to sew up our Far East acquisitions. A meeting that took place at the historic Ribero's Steakhose, a place where most of the paupers on this forum couldn't afford to even view the menu. @ClintDagger was in Oklahoma to meet with Boone Pickens and told him to name his price, Larry Inc would be taking over from here. @ljc @tradioguy69 and @MrPPV have been assesing our European holdings and scouting for talent that may measure up to the very highest standards of Larry Inc.

    Of course, to the all too garden variety cretinous humanoids that peruse these forums these concepts are as foreign and alien as soap and toothpaste. But make no mistake and let this serve as notice. Larry Inc is without peer or rival. We do what we want. We say what we want. And we take what we want whenever we want it.