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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Dwarf handed crayons and colouring book as couple sat down for romantic dinner

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    A 3ft 7in dwarf took his fiancee to a restaurant for a romantic meal – and was handed a children’s colouring book and crayons by the waitress when he sat down.

    James Lusted, 26, was on a date with his 5ft 7in fiancee, Chloe Roberts, 20, in their native Cardiff when the waitress picked up two menus… and brought over the crayons and a colouring book.

    The waitress realised she had made a crucial error when James said, ‘Thank you,’ in a deep, adult voice.

    James and his fiancee were good-humoured about the incident – saying it was the highlight of the night.

    The couple have been laughing about it ever since.

    James said: ‘As I said thank you to the waitress she heard my voice and knew I wasn’t a child.’

    ‘She immediately put the colouring book behind her back in shock. But I am man enough to see the funny side – I would never take offence.’

    The pair plan to marry in 2016.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    id fuck her
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I'd color a picture for her
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    I wonder how big his cock is
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Canadian story:shit:
     
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    Damn her tits are as big as his head. He is living the dream.
     
  7. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    You would wonder that.
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    Hey stud
     
  9. gilaet

    gilaet based on a true story Gold

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    How is this news?
     
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    he's no Eric.

    too good natured.
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    "offence":jj:
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I'm surprised he's not suing them.
     
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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    It's not news. It is food related.
     
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    Cardiff is in Wales. or California.
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Meat Week.
     
  16. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    tits
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Lar's putting my head on that fucking midget as we speak.:facepalm:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    need protein
     
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    Popeye is a sand Reggie
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Canadian editor or reporter or blogger or fuck off:shit: