Hal, I am going to stay at your house for a few day

please clean and disinfect your living space

 

a few day? is that a canadian holiday?

 

you're going to be eating Dominos leftovers every night.

 

I will have fresh dominos or none at all

 

Better use Lysol on yo dick

 

Wear gloves

And a respirator.

 

watching old Wrestlemanias on VHS

 

I wonder what there is to do in the area. Is there mini golf or go carts?

 

bang some hot Canadian broads

 

we will egg Blairg's house

 

HAL's area? I'm guessing pawn shops and liquor stores.

 

I love pawn stores

 

I've never been to one

They seem seedy

 

they are

 

i wonder if Hal has a spare bedroom

 

Where is HAL?

It's the first of the month...

Probably cashing his canadian welfare check.

 

I hope he doesnt blow it all on hot pockets again

 

I just had a salad

 

so should i pack a swim suit ?

 

I will beat ur fucking ass