HAL is sick :(

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by HAL, Jun 16, 2013.

  1. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    I woke up at 5AM pissing out of my asshole and coughing up lung butter

    And I haven't jerked off in 3 days
     
  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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  3. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    vyb you assfuck
     
  4. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    get well soon hal
     
  5. scrambler

    scrambler Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    don't worry about it
     
  6. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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  7. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Lay off of the "floor chicken"...hope you feel better, Hal

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  8. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    [video=youtube;n-YUwNlb-tY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-YUwNlb-tY[/video]
     
  9. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head Darth Taterâ„¢ 2010 OG Gold

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    HAL ate too much cum! :jj:
     
  10. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Thanks xyster

    And you gays are mean :mad:
     
  11. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    That hurts...wow.
     
  12. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Director of Psychiatry: Dawg's Medical Services VIP

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    Haven't jacked off in THREE days?

    You better get to a hospital, pal!
     
  13. Babs

    Babs VIP Extreme VIP Gold

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    Cam whore aids
     
  14. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    I have never tasted cum. And yes three days.
     
  15. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Poor, poor Hal :facepalm:
     
  16. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    camhoarz are clean sweet gals
     
  17. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan Banned VIP Gold

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    Hal is dying. Who wants to be the next Hal?
     
  18. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Nobody can replace this awesomeness
     
  19. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    My balls are full
     
  20. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    This thread is really gross