HAL needs a kidney to live...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ritalin Melt, Nov 27, 2012.

?

HAL's Life

  1. Give him a kidney, i couldn't live without him

    2 vote(s)
    9.1%
  2. Plastic Toothpick in the dickhole for 10 minutes to save him

    6 vote(s)
    27.3%
  3. Fuck HAL , he killed himself by stuffing his fat face

    14 vote(s)
    63.6%
  1. Ritalin Melt

    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2012
    Messages:
    2,868
    Likes Received:
    0
    And your the only compatible donor available, without it he will die a horrible slow painful death

    But also an obese man in china with illustrious long flowing ginger colored hair has a compatible kidney and is willing to donate but you have to stick a plastic toothpick in your dickhole and leave it there for 10 minutes, and he will give your pal Hal his kidney

    Now think carefully, this jolly fuck has given YOU countless hours of high quality well crafted posts, he shared his delightful childlike soul with you and his life is in your hands

    But you also need to know his kidneys ruptured from fast food, BUT yet he took time out of his busy days to share his charming wit with you

    After all you have been through with him, what will you do? He has sacrificed his precious little time in life to give you the charity of his personality, you owe him and now its your turn to show charity

    You love him so

    KIDNEY
    TOOTHPICK IN THE DICKHOLE
    DEATH

    Think carefully of a world without HAL
     
    Last edited: Nov 27, 2012
  2. HAL

    HAL HAM

    Reputations:
    2,251
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    112,618
    Likes Received:
    27,390
    thanks buddy
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

    Reputations:
    1,245
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    37,222
    Likes Received:
    4,757
    Cant...Ive got CKD
     
  4. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2011
    Messages:
    63,473
    Likes Received:
    9
    pretty sure i could work a toothpick in the ol' dickhole painlessly
     
  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

    Reputations:
    15
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2011
    Messages:
    120,890
    Likes Received:
    24,047
    i say let him die
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Have a look at the headlock here. VIP

    Reputations:
    34,624
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    51,057
    Likes Received:
    25,433
    This is a sexist thread. Women don't even have dickholes.
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Have a look at the headlock here. VIP

    Reputations:
    34,624
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    51,057
    Likes Received:
    25,433
    I'd probably take a toothpick in the urethra unless he really needed my kidney bad.
     
  8. HAL

    HAL HAM

    Reputations:
    2,251
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    112,618
    Likes Received:
    27,390
    o_o
     
  9. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

    Reputations:
    168
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    16,503
    Likes Received:
    180
    Toothpick, then kill Hal.
     
  10. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2011
    Messages:
    63,473
    Likes Received:
    9
    kill HAL with the used toothpick :yes:
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Have a look at the headlock here. VIP

    Reputations:
    34,624
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    51,057
    Likes Received:
    25,433
    No one likes you HAL.
     
  12. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2011
    Messages:
    20,322
    Likes Received:
    54
    Steal Clitchs'
     
  13. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

    Reputations:
    106,347
    Joined:
    Feb 10, 2012
    Messages:
    90,352
    Likes Received:
    68,227
    Yeah, let's use the toothpicks to stab HAL with.
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Have a look at the headlock here. VIP

    Reputations:
    34,624
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    51,057
    Likes Received:
    25,433
    Sew HAL's face to someone else's dickhole so he gets their freshly filtered fluids.
     
  15. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2011
    Messages:
    63,473
    Likes Received:
    9
    CentiHALpede
     
  16. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    95,966
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    189,094
    Likes Received:
    113,802
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Have a look at the headlock here. VIP

    Reputations:
    34,624
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    51,057
    Likes Received:
    25,433
    gary coleman's wife kicked him down the stairs
     
  18. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    95,966
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    189,094
    Likes Received:
    113,802
    He had it coming :coffee:
     
  19. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2011
    Messages:
    63,473
    Likes Received:
    9
    :rofl:
     
  20. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

    Reputations:
    168
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    16,503
    Likes Received:
    180
    She just thought it was a stuffed toy monkey sitting in the hallway.