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HAL needs a kidney to live...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ritalin Melt, Nov 27, 2012.

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HAL's Life

  1. Give him a kidney, i couldn't live without him

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  2. Plastic Toothpick in the dickhole for 10 minutes to save him

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  3. Fuck HAL , he killed himself by stuffing his fat face

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  1. Ritalin Melt

    Ritalin Melt New Member Shot Dead

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    And your the only compatible donor available, without it he will die a horrible slow painful death

    But also an obese man in china with illustrious long flowing ginger colored hair has a compatible kidney and is willing to donate but you have to stick a plastic toothpick in your dickhole and leave it there for 10 minutes, and he will give your pal Hal his kidney

    Now think carefully, this jolly fuck has given YOU countless hours of high quality well crafted posts, he shared his delightful childlike soul with you and his life is in your hands

    But you also need to know his kidneys ruptured from fast food, BUT yet he took time out of his busy days to share his charming wit with you

    After all you have been through with him, what will you do? He has sacrificed his precious little time in life to give you the charity of his personality, you owe him and now its your turn to show charity

    You love him so

    KIDNEY
    TOOTHPICK IN THE DICKHOLE
    DEATH

    Think carefully of a world without HAL
     
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  2. HAL

    HAL HAM Gold

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    thanks buddy
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Red Flags and Long Nights Gold

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    Cant...Ive got CKD
     
  4. MatthewT

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    pretty sure i could work a toothpick in the ol' dickhole painlessly
     
  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    i say let him die
     
  6. big faggy

    big faggy Oh, sorry, my emotions are making me testy! VIP

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    This is a sexist thread. Women don't even have dickholes.
     
  7. big faggy

    big faggy Oh, sorry, my emotions are making me testy! VIP

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    I'd probably take a toothpick in the urethra unless he really needed my kidney bad.
     
  8. HAL

    HAL HAM Gold

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    o_o
     
  9. jackie the jerk

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    Toothpick, then kill Hal.
     
  10. MatthewT

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    kill HAL with the used toothpick :yes:
     
  11. big faggy

    big faggy Oh, sorry, my emotions are making me testy! VIP

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    No one likes you HAL.
     
  12. Markijuano

    Markijuano Active Member

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    Steal Clitchs'
     
  13. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon you are all crazy VIP

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    Yeah, let's use the toothpicks to stab HAL with.
     
  14. big faggy

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    Sew HAL's face to someone else's dickhole so he gets their freshly filtered fluids.
     
  15. MatthewT

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    CentiHALpede
     
  16. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD. Twice. Gold

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    big faggy Oh, sorry, my emotions are making me testy! VIP

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    gary coleman's wife kicked him down the stairs
     
  18. DarkFriday

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    He had it coming :coffee:
     
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    :rofl:
     
  20. jackie the jerk

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    She just thought it was a stuffed toy monkey sitting in the hallway.