Hal would make a crappy pet

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  1. Shine

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    1. He is fat
    2. He is hairy
    3. He doesn't listen
    4. He drops shit on the floor
     
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    Smells bad too.
     
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    Hal = Garfield
     
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    he does love lasagna
     
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    you know Hal does this when his ass itches

    Dog- Butt drag Golden.JPG
     
  6. HaroldJackson

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    Pros:
    He eats food off the floor.
    He woin't run away, barely leaves the house.
    Won't be knoking up other pets, still a virgin.
     
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    HAL loves peanut butter.
     
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    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That's in the Pro column too right?
     
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    Of course.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    Does he need shots?
     
  11. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    wha
     
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    peanut butter is delicious
     
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    Of course he needs them

    He also has worms
     
  14. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    meow
     
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    Hal farts a lot
     
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    jesus chrost
     
  17. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    meow!
     
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    Hal takes dumps the size of a football
     
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    I doubt Hal is potty trained
     
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    I think Hal would make an awesome pet. All he needs is some floor food and a computer with access to camwhoers and he would be happy. Most other pets are much more demanding.