Half Birthday

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  1. skp2978

    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    I celebrate my husband's. Our friends make fun of him for it, but he only accepts it because I buy him gifts and take him out.
     
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    sucky sucky?
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    How old is he?
     
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    that 1/2 birthday shit should be over no later than the age of 7
     
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    Sure, why not?
     
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    Too old to be celebrating his real birthday even. 44
     
  7. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    FINAL VERDICT ^^^^^^^^^^^^
     
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    His birthday is a couple of days before Christmas and he has always gotten screwed over. Now as a grown man that doesn't care about birthdays in general, I make it a big deal.
     
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    I think I get the most joy out of it because I make it a big deal and tell everyone, which embarrasses him (a little).
     
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    But I usually spend $200-$300 on a gift (or few), so he's like..."Yeah, it's my half birthday!"
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    sounds a little passive aggressive.
     
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    *edit

    more than just a little..
     
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    We were at his mom's house on his 40th and it was completely ignored...even though he's beyond it, I said, I'm giving you a half birthday and treating you for a day in June. He was like, "meh, okay."
     
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    He's married to me...this is probably low on the embarrassing topics list.
     
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    What are you giving him this year?
     
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    Oh.

    You guys are that indulgent, oblivious couple with no kids, sauntering blissfully unapologetic through life in a self-centered-haze.... You spend Christmas in Puerto Rico, have no idea when your niece's birthday is and plan trips or random theme parties on graduation weekends or Mother's Day.... WheeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    well when you put it like that it seems nice. outwardly he'll pretend to be embarrassed but down deep he'll really appreciate it.
     
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    I'm 41 and a half.
     
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    We spend Christmas with our families (together actually) and we don't have any nieces and nephews. But yeah, kind of the rest of the things you're saying. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
     
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