Halloween Decoration Rant Part II

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  1. BethSucks

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    Howard had another segment complaining about the Halloween decorations at his building, this time bringing Ralph into it. The HOA of his building probably makes the display tackier every year because they know it pisses off Howard who is probably the source of endless griping about every little thing in the building. Then they finished the segment with a hidden ad for Apple, the most honest guy around, Robin.


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    • Halloween Decoration Talk With Ralph. 10/28/14. 8:50am
      After the break Howard came right back and said they're never too far from having fun. He said he's having a lot of fun today. Howard took a call from Ralph who said he has a few things. He said he missed Jim Carrey. He asked if he was great. Howard said he was. Ralph said he can't wait to hear that.
      Ralph said Howard couldn't stop talking about Dumb and Dumber To. Howard said that movie is funny. He said that they have a great combo with the Farrelly brothers and Jim Carrey. Howard said there were some great moments in the movie and they stuck in his head. Howard said that there are so many great moments. He said some are really subtle and you almost miss it.

      Ralph said he was in the lobby of Howard's building and saw the Halloween decorations. He said they might be the worst he's ever seen. He said it looks like someone just threw the shit on the walls. Howard said that he's fine with a few Halloween decorations. He said there is no order and it's the most hideous stuff. He said it's like a shitty haunted house. Ralph said it's wrote than that. He said it's just shit stuck on the wall. Ralph said the stupid spider webbing is all over the place. Howard said he gets so distressed with that. Howard said the people in the building don't like it. He said someone with power is behind it there.

      Ralph said it's never been that bad. Howard said it has. Ralph said you know all of that shit will be in the dumpster on November 1st. Howard said he complains and nothing happens. Ralph said they have a desk in there and there's a giant skull there. Howard said it's got a light in it though. He said it's all cheap plastic. Howard said they must be using the commons fee money for that crap.

      Ralph said he went into the Apple store and the new iPad Air is awesome. He said it's thinner. Howard said he doesn't want that. He said there's reduced glare on the screen too. Howard asked if he bought it. Ralph said he didn't but he's going to sell his on Gazelle and get one. Howard said he will get a new Mini if they make it better. Ralph said he's not into that. They do have a new one though.
     
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    For a busy man the wig claims to be he sure has a lot of time to worry about decorations in a lobby
     
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    What's the big deal he walks through there twice a day to get to his private penthouse elevator, the kids in the building probably love it.
     
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    Kids are marble thieves and attention whores!
    Even today his question to Jim about getting married again included the answer about not having anymore kids........:jj:
     
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    I bet Beth loves the decorations.
     
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    That is the Sirius lobby
     
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    Grumpy old man Howard fills time with complaints about Halloween decorations - maybe he wants the building to decorate the lobby with pictures of Beth's old magazine covers like the design expert has done at chimney manor.

    He also worked in a disguised plug for Apple with Ralph. New contract time is coming up so Don will need to plant more stories about how Apple is willing to pay hundreds of millions for Stern's services.
     
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    At least he's not put through the torture of seeing that one as well, his wig could melt from the anger.
     
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    thats the worst decorations i ever seen
     
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    Screw the sticky little shit bags. That building should only be for adults!
     
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    I bought the same pumpkin dude on a swing from a Spirit Halloween store..

    He is sound activated and sits outside on my front yard.... the neighborhood kids love him...

    MOTHER FUCK that old bitter fuck!!

    Halloween is for kids he can go suck a bigger dick than he normally does
     
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    And when Halloween is over does anyone here have the nerve to ask Xavier where he puts pumpkin dude or what terrible things he does to him? :moobaby:
     
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    It must be tough walking through a lobby to get to your 12,000 square foot penthouse. He can't clear the halls like at Sirius.
     
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    Howard is an old queenmudgen.
     
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    Someone needs to buy the_real_mr_x a drink!
     
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    all night long
     
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    i do it for the love of the game
     
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