Halloween Howard

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  1. Nemo

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    Friggin today.........

    ...Robin asked Howard how the Halloween bowl lasted outside his door. Howard said he put a sign up out there and usually that stuff is gone in an hour. Howard said they are little crooks. Howard said this year there were about 10-15 candies left. Howard said there was some kind of honor system working this year. Robin said that now is a good time to cut back on sugar even though you have that candy in your house....

    10-30-14 (Thursday)

    10-31-14 (Friday)
     
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    Bet he had Conchita throw the bowl down the chute after, germy little bastards.
     
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    I bet he put out a bowl of hand wrapped candy corns and dropped thumb tacks on the floor........:jj:
    Kids.....fuck them.....right Robin!
     
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    The peer pressure must have been intense. What a lame effort. Why bother at all?
     
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    The way he dresses, every day is Halloween.
     
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    Howard was just glad to be rid of that disgusting candy and the whole stupid holiday altogether
     
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    Howard putting something out for free is the fake story. :grad:
     
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    Howard was in the Hamptons for Halloween.....is the real story.
     
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    Right. Didnt you post a pic of a closed gate with a long winding driveway behind?

    Howard tricks, noone else tricks!



    um, well unless you include his European model wife.
     
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    Yep. Ain't nobody come knocking on his door. Liar and fake.
     
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    Anyone who manages to get on the grounds of Chimneyville is tackled quicker than at the White House.

    Odd thou that Beth dressed up for Halloween with the two gay guys.
     
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    Was he suggesting he was in NYC?
    Doesn't he realize his wife's million Instagram followers can call him out on that?
     
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    Howard freezes the left over candy bars and fucks his own asshole with them. Believe me when I tell you he purchased the King Size for his own good, not the kids.

    "I like the Baby Ruth, Robin!"
     
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    the maid put the candy out
     
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    Probably had one of these on the candy bowl...
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    Why does he feel the need to lie about shit like this, "I was out East, Robin" would have worked fine. Even when he is in NYC for Halloween, I'd assume access to the penthouses is restricted in his building, so he'd still have no trick or treaters.
     
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    Wiggy lies more frequently than a lifelong junkie.
     
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    So Ray didn't tell Howard that she loved Roosevelt and wished she still lived there?
     
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    To be sorta fair, a lot of people in high rises will just leave a bucket of candy outside their door, and only kids in the building are allowed to come trick or treat, so when they know you aren't home those little green snots just steal everything.....
     
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    He claims he wrote a note instructing the children to use the honor system before helping themselves to candy. I bet it was a beautiful showcase of his calligraphy skills (if only it was true).