Halloween Shit Fuckers

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  1. DrSublux

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    So i leave work early to take my 2 plus year old and 9 month old out to Trick or treat. I spend the first hour at home giving out candy to normal kids. We live in a small neighborhood of about 30 homes and its a new development. We maybe see 10 kids throughout the night. Now it is time to take my kids out so she can do her thing. I dont want to just leave the lights off, so I leave a bowl of large size kit kats, hershey bars, twix and reese cups along with a sign to take a couple but leave the rest for others. So me the kids and wife take the kids to the first house which is my next door neighbor. I look back to see some nig and her to portly nigglets drop the 12 plus year olds in front of my house and see them procede to go to the bowl I left. As a normal person I just thought to myself that 1. i cant see them from my vantage point to see if they just took one candy bar or whatever, but my instinct knew the fuckers took the whole bowl. At this point i dont feel like walking back to my door to see since I was carrying my 9 month old. I literally said to myself, no dude those bleaks are my neighbors and they wouldnt take the whole bowl. So I see these tar kids rumble past me with their mother in tow driving a car(again my neighbor and small hood) so I assume that they are going to drive to another larger hood to get their fat ass kids some more shit. None the less they hit the last few houses for candy and I said to myself again that these fucking kids took the whole bowl I know it. The one mud puppy is a girl of about 12 years of age and I would guess around 186 lbs. She was stomping down street and I am sure this was her only execise of the year. I know this family, but they dont associate with us whites. i dont know why and dont care. So after hitting about 8 homes me and the wife go home knowing that no one else had gone to my house for cany. guess what the bowl was empty. I do recall hearing the kid saying as she was walking back to her hefer of a mom saying the sign said take a few but leave some for the rest and she still took the whole thing.

    Sorry Colin Powell, but I am still kind of pissed. Makes me want to kick oderus in the ball sack.

    Should I confront the dad whom I like and hang out with from time to time and tell him about his nig kids fucking taking the whole stash?
     
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    I read every word.
     
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    Woah!!!
     
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    The dad will be munching on your bowl candy as you rag him out.
     
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    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm to bad you married
     
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    I am going to go and take a shit in his kids playset
     
  7. DrSublux

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    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i want to cup your balls
     
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    Leave a note so the fat daughter doesn't hog it for herself.
     
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    I'm surprised they left the bowl.
     
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    Go fuck him you faggot
     
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    Whoa, leave that story for the patients you're ripping off.
     
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    Where is oderus so you can kick him in the ballsack
     
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    whoa, who told you dat
     
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    sleep fucking toby:dontknow:
     
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    Regis' flipper footed son
     
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    What he fucking fuck, doc?
     
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    Please place a razor blade in my apple.
     
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    Everybody takes the whole bowl.
     
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    I am not going to fuck you goat cabin RH