Halloween special F Mary Kill. Howard, Fred, Ralph

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  1. GivRodnyachance

    GivRodnyachance Overt Racist Banned User

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    All witches. Which would you F, Marry and Kill. I would marry Howard, because there wouldn't be any sex. Just him jerking off to Kiddy porn. I'd fuck Fred because even though he seems angry, I don't think deep down he want to tear someone's ass open. He's not angry enough. I would kill Ralph, because Ralph would want to fuck all the time. Sorry for my English. I was born in America and I'm drunk.
     
  2. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    This is pretty disgusting, but I concur with your reasoning.
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    Marry Howard, get all his bank account info, steal all his cash then hire Johnny Fratto to take care of the other two. You know what to do. You know what to do.
     
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    Marry Howard. I mean it works for Beth. She probably gets to fuck people on the side. She has her own life. She is rich by association and she gets to be famous for doing nothing and having no apparent talents.

    Fuck Ralph. Although he is hideously ugly, he has the most experience fucking guys of the three. So he will be able to make the experience the least excruciating.

    Kill Fred. I think the poor guy needs to be put out of his misery. He has no purpose in life anymore other than keep track of when Howard needs to do a commercial break.
     
  6. tHISisKiSSeL

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    Marry Howard for the cash
    Fuck Fred
    Kill Ralph