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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    What should I get my parents for Christmas? They're all old and retired and don't do shit so it's really hard to come up with things they could need.

    So far, I'm up to (not yet purchased, just ideas) a pair of Tempurpedic slippers for my moms, a fancy schmancy meat thermometer for my dad, and then taking them both out to a nice dinner. But I am still unsatisfied much like every woman in @Kanye West's life. Give me some ideas.

    In the meantime here is a lovely patty melt


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    don't waste your money on gifts they don't want or need. just take them out to dinner or cook them one of your steaks.
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I thought about the steak idea. Maybe I'd come over with Miss Chriza, I'll make some wonderful steaks and she'd make hasselback potatoes
     
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    But I know my mom likes slippers tho
     
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    I am thinking of switching to wet wipes
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Wtf
     
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    Get them a box of Hot & Spicy Cheez-Its.
     
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    Get them a ton of gift certificates to dinners, theaters, dunkin/starbucks. Odds are they need nothing, or have the means to buy anything they may want.
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Dafuq
     
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    The slippers are a fucking win.

    The meat thermometer is fail.
     
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    I did that years ago. Don't though if you have a septic system.
     
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  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Mayhaps I'll get them a lifetime supply
     
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    Is there such a thing as flushable wipes?
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I know and I hate that. Fucking well to do faggots
     
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    No that isn't a concern
     
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    But how else a nigga know when the ribs done
     
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    HALP?