"Ham Hands" Howard!! His Hands are HUUUUUUUUGE!!!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BenBas, Jun 15, 2012.

  1. BenBas

    BenBas Well-Known Member

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    Wow-we I just saw the pic of Beth's FEET!!! good lord!

    But nothing compares to the size of Howard's HANDS!!!
    Forget his HUGE Schnozz-olla
    Forget the protuding HUGE Adam's Apple....and the hair and the profile...those veneers!!!

    I watched America's Got Talent live ...AGAIN he goes on stage..standing next to a midget.....he looked like Herman Munster (always in black)...so tall...and so uncomfortable....walking on/off stage like an 80yr old Man :facepalm:
    but it was those HANDS!! OMG!!! HUGE HUGE HANDS!!!

    So I guess we all know why Beth's always smiling and so happy??? ;) if it's true what they say about Men's hands??
    then Howard's been lying to us all these years??
    He must be HUUUUUUGE!!!

    PS...another coincidence that I started a thread about Howard's SAGGY BAGGY PANTS???? that he needs to find another Designer??
    his pants are droopy and saggy??
    when he walks on stage on AGT....all you see is his BAGGY SAGGY droopy pants.....(and those HUGE HAM HANDS)
    SO last week??? HOward does a segment complaining about his SAGGY BAGGY ASS in those SAGGY Jeans???? :rolleye:

    hmmmmmmmmm...so I guess Benjy and Sal are HERE Reading our posts and threads too just like the SFN???? :rolleye:

    From our posts..to Benjy & Sal's computer...out of Howard's mouth....
    Thank You


    peace & love
     
  2. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    Yes, Ben Bas. Howard is listening to you & taking your advice.
     
  3. illini fan

    illini fan New Member VIP

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    From these posts, I learn the world revolves around three people...Howard, Beth and Ben-bas....
     
  4. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    That's why he won't have kids with Beff, it would just be a nose a long neck and big hands.
     
  5. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Fuck, 24-hour pwnt. Have to neg you later, tootsie.
     
  6. slab0meat

    slab0meat negative creep

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    And now I don't do this to shock you (that's the end, that's the end!) .. I don't do this for spite..

    You've got the choice, don't buy it, don't read it..

    And don't say your opinion's right.. you fucking whores (you fucking whores!)

    That's all you are (cunty cunty cunty cunt!)
     
  7. Rufus

    Rufus Well-Known Member VIP

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    "his pants are droopy and saggy"


    Your posts are droopy and saggy too



    Peace & no Love
     
  8. nicksgt

    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    why did this need a thread? Couldn't just post it in the thread about the bikini pics as a response to those pics...attention whoring at its finest
     
  9. Ruffypup

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    I agree BB...Howard's pants look like he bought them from Toys R Us. Regarding his hands, he uses them as his selling point. He is very proud of his tall and thin fingers and trains Beth to be proud as well. Regarding Benjy and Sal on here....I think so. They give me hints all the time, well in my head they do. :bee:

    Piece n love
    RuffyP
    xoxoxo
    TLA
    Holler!
     
  10. Rufus

    Rufus Well-Known Member VIP

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    OV Rapscallion

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  12. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    You never fail us!
     
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    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

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  14. TehLivingDeath

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    Except that I'm still FUCKING 24-HOUR PWNT!!! :pissed:
     
  15. Sternac

    Sternac HALs Pal

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    I'm fairly new here, but jesus your posts are so fucking annoying. Every time I read them I want to prop a winchester under my chin and pull the trigger.

    peace and love. suck a dick.
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Get used to it.
     
  18. Sternac

    Sternac HALs Pal

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    Do ppl? like Ruffy just like her because she uses a pic from 1982 as her av?
     
  19. bucketbuddy

    bucketbuddy New Member

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    thanks for the pic of the big hands
     
  20. nicksgt

    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    No shit the pattern is always the same:

    Start thread
    words words and more words
    go pop some Xanax
    forget to reply to own thread

    Another drive by posting from benbas